Cool Tony @moschetti_yeti
Pretty much what you’d expect. He/Him Arizona, USA Joined February 2014-
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We’re so boned
This rules.
The guy at the McDonalds drive-thru after hearing my wife and I order
The guy at the McDonalds drive-thru after hearing my wife and I order
Folding laundry when you’re kinda sleepy.
Folding laundry when you’re kinda sleepy.
Y’all what the fuck happened at Wrestlemania tonight
Enough people have said how weird and delusional it is to talk like this about a stranger, so I will take the low-hanging fruit of pointing out that if you can’t understand how hot Elliot Page still is, you are a dumb little diaper baby.
Enough people have said how weird and delusional it is to talk like this about a stranger, so I will take the low-hanging fruit of pointing out that if you can’t understand how hot Elliot Page still is, you are a dumb little diaper baby. https://t.co/wWu7RM8pPI
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Olive Oyl-
I hold my cards so that the other players can’t see them 😎
I hold my cards so that the other players can’t see them 😎
Yeah celebrate this International Women’s Day by not supporting a small business and just letting an app take an educated guess! It’s hyperrealistic!
Yeah celebrate this International Women’s Day by not supporting a small business and just letting an app take an educated guess! It’s hyperrealistic! https://t.co/sJizRvpLKs
Some mathematician in Mesopotamia 4000 years ago:
Some mathematician in Mesopotamia 4000 years ago:
This dude is having a Graham Linehan-level heel turn
This dude is having a Graham Linehan-level heel turn
A magical drifter turning a kid into a dog on Nickelodeon in 1999:
A magical drifter turning a kid into a dog on Nickelodeon in 1999:
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students are protesting genocide not because they care about senseless death but because they’re doing it to annoy me, the most important opinion columnist in the world
lawful protesting isn't even possible in authoritarian societies like the one Trump wants to transform America into. Just saying.
A headline that perfectly captures what’s happening on American college campuses:
Wait let me get this straight: 100 students were arrested because the uni claimed they had yelled “kill the Jews”. Then it turns out the student who yelled that was holding an Israeli flag, trying to unsuccessfully bait the crowd and was booed in return thedailybeast.com/pro-israel-agi…
The single most jarring thing I’ve learned from social media time and time again is that so many people *sincerely* cannot imagine that anyone would simply care about other humans
imagine having these thoughts and then actually sharing them
This is so fucking funny holy shit
im so obsessed with this image
it honestly rocks that there’s andrew tate style reactionary menfluencers in the super smash brothers melee scene, we live in the dumbest world
me: beyonce is cooler than taylor swift cause she helped out austin powers my conscience: ivan while that is a funny “ironic” tweet you are still defining a celebrated accomplished woman by her relationship to a man
The idea that some are saying “no genocide, no mass graves, no war crimes, no ethnic cleansing” and the American press is openly mocking them and suggesting, wholly without evidence, that they pose a violent threat is probably the most despicable thing I can ever remember.
From 1968 to today: students are fighting back! 🇵🇸 CU Comrade discusses the struggle for a Free Palestine with a DSA member who got arrested at Columbia back in 1968. The people united will never be defeated.
Doesn't matter how small your fandom is, there will always be a cracked Korean artist that does some of the best fan-art you've seen loll
Girlfriend’s Eyes Peeking Up Over Torso During Blow Job Like Gator In Bayou bit.ly/49PbcXg
Every single university in Gaza destroyed and yet we’re told that the students protesting this genocide are the monsters.
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the selfie vs the picture taken by your husband
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