MPLS Mess @mpls_mess
Twenty something, waitress, semi out of control. Life currently consists of working my ass off, too much Whiskey, and the occasional one night stand. Judge me. MPLS Joined October 2013-
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Even if I was aware of his free agency and didn't plan on coming back! I just wish he would've gone with the Seahawks instead.. #sobutthurt
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It's been 2 1/2 hours since I found out Jared Allen will now be playing for the Bears. Safe to say at this point it's ruined my day. 😫🏉💜💛
Okay why is SVU always on late at night? Leaves me too freaked out for sleep. Or at least have to see the end so I know they catch the guy.
What is it about 11:00- 3:00 that suddenly I'm wide awake. Going with having a job at a bar. Not that I'm out till bar close most nights. 🍺🍸
Please tell me how are people able to go to target and spend less than $50? I'm serious like I need help. I always end up at like $100+
Watching this video over and over is the best motivation for getting back into shape! @Beyonce #drunkinlove
Also doesn't help that this winter+ my laziness+ drinking habits have ruined my body. Time to get ass back at the gym ASAP!
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I would kill to have a normal family.
Dying for change in my wardrobe! But of course it's still freezing and stores cater to spring for the rest of the country. #MNproblems
And I was right. Completely dead! Time to clean and kill time for the next 2 hrs.. #serverproblems
HATE when I'm running late, stress about a potential write up, ESPECIALLY when it won't get busy for 2 hrs after my in time. @server_life
It'll be a miracle if I meet a guy that lasts longer then 3 mo. Not an asshole, just not interested in forcing feelings just to have a bf.
When I start seeing someone my social media activity drops a ton Can always tell Im loosing interest when I start caring about twitter again
seriously because getting added to work Super Bowl Sunday wasn't enough. Now have to work a double tomorrow. #serverproblems
I also never got 7 days off school because of the temp before Feb. I don't think I ever even had a total of 7 snow days. #kidsthesedays
Already not excited for work in 12 hours. I've lived here my entire life and never struggled so much at winter.
I'm like the only person I know that got drunk and missed the Grammys. More upset about missing Miranda Lambert than Macklemore.
Just got paid $100 for winning a bet that I couldn't live without social media for a month. #imback #suckstosuck #winning
Every time I watch Pitch Perfect Rumor Wilson makes me think ya know maybe giving in to being fat could be legit! Then I remember not at all
Up to 5 engagements on my Facebook this week. So far only one is an ex. 👩🔫🔫🔫
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