matt @mpt_matt

Watched Shrek 2 four times. Not Here Joined December 2014

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matt @mpt_matt

2 years ago

No one calls this app X it was a funny attempt let’s go back now

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matt @mpt_matt

2 years ago

Waiting for this Epstein list like a new drake album is dropping

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2 years ago

you’re a coward @mpt_matt https://t.co/eQlGOasWWY

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If your dog poops on the floor while you’re out and you have a roomba going does the roomba know to just clean around the poo or does it drag the shit all over the house? I feel like this could be a future issue I should get in front of now.

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2 years ago

2023: the only safe place to keep your NFTs and crypto is on a ledger or another hardware wallet 2024: just kidding ledger isn’t safe good luck!

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2 years ago

This isn’t me This is also not me

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matt @mpt_matt

2 years ago

Just let people have their fun stop being the grumpy old dude trying to ruin the party

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matt @mpt_matt

2 years ago

Whoever started go big or go home must not have had a great home

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2 years ago

Are they called tweets again yet?

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2 years ago

Seems like a short list at this point.....

matt @mpt_matt

2 years ago

Seems like a short list at this point.....

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matt @mpt_matt

2 years ago

Has anyone in crypto not committed a crime

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matt @mpt_matt

2 years ago

Why did golf stop at sand and water? Why not add more challenges like mud or snow or a homeless man named Steve

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2 years ago

Only NFT mfs can get super pumped up to still be down 80%

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matt @mpt_matt

2 years ago

They’re just making fun of us again. We’re still not back

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matt @mpt_matt

2 years ago

The lawsuit meta is gonna be wild buckle up

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2 years ago

Over time this space got really weird

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matt @mpt_matt

2 years ago

I have to remember this is twitter and most people are very dumb. I need to remember this is twitter and most people are very dumb. I will remember this is twitter and most people are very dumb.