matt @mrhermattcrab
longboarder | drummer Joined February 2015-
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🚨BREAKING: JIMMY KIMMEL DOES IT AGAIN. I don’t know how, but his second monologue is just as good -if not better- than the first. Trump ain’t sleeping tonight. The irony? Trump just made Kimmel even bigger, louder, and more powerful.
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Vanish Into You is less than 1 million to reach 100 million streams on Spotify. Keep streaming! 🖤
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17 years ago, lady gaga released ‘poker face’
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←焼かれる前のハリネズミ →焼きあがったハリネズミ (スイートポテトです🍠)
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There’s no harder math than toilet paper math
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Joe Biden is 82 years old. If the escalator broke while he was in the UN, he and Jill would have just laughed and quietly walked up the stairs.
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Getting a blank copy and having to label this on a test…the ol days
Getting a blank copy and having to label this on a test…the ol days
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Momma cat teaches her kitten, the art of sneak attack
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when you’re the reason they have to institute a new policy at work
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Aerial photography of tigers 📸 abstractaerialart
wild animals survived just fine before you showed up with leftover fettuccine — and we'd like to keep it that way. Feeding them just makes them dependent on humans (and your bad cooking)
wild animals survived just fine before you showed up with leftover fettuccine — and we'd like to keep it that way. Feeding them just makes them dependent on humans (and your bad cooking)
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