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@realDonaldTrump Please call for a 28th Amendment to the Constitution to fix the number of justices at 9. Take court-packing off the table forever! Never a better time than when on stage at Debate #2!
@Sargon_of_Akkad You will love this! infowars.com/pissforequalit…
@adamcarolla 5/12/15 Wall St. Journal Article "Coming Soon to Theaters Near You: Edamame and Goat Cheese": Oreo-Flavored Churros are coming.
@24hourfitness Learned a lesson: Security cameras at clubs don't count since neither staff nor cops will investigate theft.
@captla Sorry, I couldn't find an e-mail address for you guys. Can you post one please?
@captla Would you be interesting in doing a club show while you're in San Diego? I'd be interested in promoting if you are.