Mister John Clarke @mrjohnclarke
CLARKE, John, Dip Lid, PhD in Cattle (Oxen), Advisor and comforter to various governments. This account is run by John's office. mrjohnclarke.com Joined February 2009-
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From our archives. All birds are cats. youtu.be/eIl1VuGTk3g
In memory of John on his birthday (29 July) a gift to the wonderful @trustfornature who “will use the property to further its environmental work, collaborating with the Bunurong traditional owners, including the Bunurong Land Council, to decide the property's future use”.
In memory of John on his birthday (29 July) a gift to the wonderful @trustfornature who “will use the property to further its environmental work, collaborating with the Bunurong traditional owners, including the Bunurong Land Council, to decide the property's future use”.
Need something to watch? The Games is on iView in Australia at the moment and we forgot to tell you. This is your friendly reminder.
We keep getting sent this Clarke and Dawe interview for some reason... youtu.be/j2AvU2cfXRk
Thanks to everyone for scrolling through our fire fundraising tweets. By way of thanks, here’s a Clarke and Dawe that’s been doing the rounds. For some reason. youtu.be/-LgswD4QveU
And we have a winner! Final bid for the @mrjohnclarke #AuthorsForFireys stuff goes to Sheree who outbid HERSELF. Thank you to everyone bidding and organising. Thanks to @shanehughes63 and @rikkitweets for the wild ride today.
Current top bid with 20 mins to spare for the @mrjohnclarke titles including a signed DVD. #AuthorsForFireys bids close 11pm AEST
Current top bid from @rikkitweets in #AuthorsForFireys auction - bids close 11pm. Reply to this to bid.
Current top bid from @rikkitweets in #AuthorsForFireys auction - bids close 11pm. Reply to this to bid.
Morning all. As of 11am on Jan 10 this is the top bid for the @mrjohnclarke titles (including one signed DVD) that we are auctioning for #AuthorsForFireys - bids finish tonight. Thanks so much to everyone who’s been involved and to @NovaWeetman and organisers.
And here’s what you’re bidding for...
And here’s what you’re bidding for...
Top bid is still with Rikki and her Dad. $1025 is the top bid now. #AuthorsForFireys
Top bid is still with Rikki and her Dad. $1025 is the top bid now. #AuthorsForFireys
Current top bid...
Here’s the #AuthorsForFireys haul for the @mrjohnclarke archive with a few items missing. This could all be yours. Bids end 11 Jan. We saved this signed DVD for something but we weren’t sure what. Current bid $425. Xmas presents forever. Bid in replies. Hit hashtag for more.
Our winning bid at the moment. Auction ends 11 Jan. #authorsforfiries
Our winning bid at the moment. Auction ends 11 Jan. #authorsforfiries
To encourage bids on our #authorforfireys auction, here’s a Clarke and Dawe you might find... relevant.
To encourage bids on our #authorforfireys auction, here’s a Clarke and Dawe you might find... relevant.
This is a tremendous archive of classic John Clarke work. The winning bidder will be laughing all year.
This is a tremendous archive of classic John Clarke work. The winning bidder will be laughing all year.
Bidding has started and a big thank you to Jeff. Auction closes on the 11th of Jan. #AuthorsForFireys
Bidding has started and a big thank you to Jeff. Auction closes on the 11th of Jan. #AuthorsForFireys
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@mrjohnclarke @trustfornature Good one. "No developers will stuff this up." I've been watching the Games, incidentally, on iView. They don't make it easy, and as I understand it, didn't make it easy then either... Bless!
You bloody wonderful people ... thank you :)
In memory of John on his birthday (29 July) a gift to the wonderful @trustfornature who “will use the property to further its environmental work, collaborating with the Bunurong traditional owners, including the Bunurong Land Council, to decide the property's future use”.
@mrjohnclarke A lonely nation - actually two lonely nations - miss him more than ever in this mad era
It’s just two weeks until the City of Sydney is 100% renewable powered! Every street light, library, pool and depot run by the City will be powered by 100% renewable electricity, 100% of the time.
As we reach peak quarantine house, let’s remember @mrjohnclarke ’s book “The Tournament” which had the same idea way back but added sport and joined up writing. NZ reps Katherine Mansfield & Frances Hodgkins excelled in the doubles. You can borrow my copy but maybe not this week.
@mrjohnclarke Thank you Mr John Clarke! I can't believe you forgot... Love to the family!!
@mrjohnclarke @reddishraven And still bloody magnificent! I'd love to know if Brian is still the Australian 94 metres record holder.
One thing about the lockdown and shitty Wellington weather, I've re-found one of the best mockumentaries ever made. The Games by @mrjohnclarke and Bryan Dawes. #stuckinside #MustWatchTv
@mrjohnclarke Thank you for this segment. I’m sure we all miss John Clarke terribly and we miss Brian Dawe too, two amazingly funny irreplaceable men. ♥️
OH I HAVE MISSED THIS
Thanks to everyone for scrolling through our fire fundraising tweets. By way of thanks, here’s a Clarke and Dawe that’s been doing the rounds. For some reason. youtu.be/-LgswD4QveU
@Lorinimus @mrjohnclarke Very generous. I’ll bid $200
@mrjohnclarke Golly, a box set of The Fast Lane would be wonderful for Christmas!
@mrjohnclarke It was another sad day in April when I disabled my Thursday night phone alarm. Took me this long to re-enable it. Thank you.
@mrjohnclarke @Forest_and_Bird Thank you very much @mrjohnclarke
@mrjohnclarke @wheelercentre Thank you so very much for the support. We are extremely grateful. And humbled.
@mrjohnclarke beautiful news, love the Clarke family for helping the rest of the country try to cope with John's loss. really very very generous gesture.
@mrjohnclarke So sorry to read of John's death. He made me laugh so much. Mordant, saturnine, irreverent humour. He'll be missed, bless him.
@mrjohnclarke i think it's just brilliant that you're sharing this, so wonderful of you. i'm still in shock at John's passing, feel for you all & Bryan.
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