Petty Pals @msroasts
I'm petty. You're petty. Let's be petty together. Joined February 2017-
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Fuck you. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck school. Fuck life. Fuck bills. Fuck being sick. Fuck walking. Fuck anything other than sleep. FUUUUCCKK
Who loves passive aggressive text messages?? 🙋
I usually love "double" things. Double stuffed Oreos, mcdoubles, double shot espresso. But I can't stand double standards. Get on somewhere.
Baby, if you need a friend that bad you better find one in Jesus 🙄🤷♀️
You keep on staring booboo. My shoes are Ralph Lauren and your hair is Instant Noodle.
If it ain't ya relationship, it ain't ya business 🤷♀️
Your Facebook says "Jesus is all I need" but your Grindr says "In need of big black cock." 🤔🤔 #JesusSaidNo
TEACH CHILDREN TO BEHAVE. TEACH CHILDREN TO BEHAVE. TEACH CHILDREN TO BEHAVE. TEACH CHILDREN TO BEHAVE. TEACH CHILDREN TO BEHAVE.
A group of grown ass women making fun and being rude to a server for making one mistake is unacceptable. You probably peaked at prom.
Baby if I wanted another shadow I'd get a fucking spotlight. Back the fuck up.
If you're from Tupelo, you can't fucking drive.
😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 DECEASED x.com/laurasheffield…
So there's this 😂💀
Just because you look like a horse's ass doesn't mean you need to smell like one. Deodorant.
If Lady Gaga is considered "fat" then all you hating bitches better change your name to Jabba the Lard Ass Hut. Shut it down.
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