Mike @mstefan

Grumpy old man who writes code. Believer in science, objective reality and human rights. The Earth is an oblate spheroid. Emojis in Unicode are a blight. Southern California Joined March 2008

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ascended intelligence maximalist @hvo_e_acc

2 days ago

@sama the AIs have released a research paper

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Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R

5 days ago

theHiddenReality redd.it/1nml0ok

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Mike @mstefan

6 days ago

I mean, it's impressive that Xbox 360 users still exist.

Xbox Support @XboxSupport

6 days ago

I mean, it's impressive that Xbox 360 users still exist.

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Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R

a week ago

howSeniorDevSupportJuniorDev redd.it/1nkj3lf

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Amanda Goodall @thejobchick

2 weeks ago

If your interview process takes longer than electing a Pope, you’re doing it wrong.

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🆎 @popespeed

a week ago

Our glorious future awaits!

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Michael Hollis @MikeyH5493

a week ago

@ChShersh

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I have this old Intel laptop (about 6 years) that I recently updated to Windows 11, and I have to say, it's definitely snappier than it was with Windows 10. I only use it as a backup for "in case of emergency" type scenarios, but still, good job there Microsoft.

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Mike @mstefan

2 weeks ago

There's nothing quite like that special feeling when Microsoft flags your debug build with Win32/DefenseEvasion.A!ml

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Mike @mstefan

2 weeks ago

Got this in an email earlier today: "We are currently suspending all inactive accounts starting from tomorrow 16th July, 2025. All emails that have not been confirmed for the new privacy security update will be closed." Do spammers even care anymore?

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Mike @mstefan

3 weeks ago

The good ol' days.

solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst

3 weeks ago

The good ol' days.

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gabsmashh @gabsmashh

3 weeks ago

become ungovernable. drink 4 energy drinks and push that change to prod on friday afternoon. i believe in you.

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Mike @mstefan

3 weeks ago

The answer seems to be a resounding "yes".

memeslich 💀 dnd memes @memeslich

3 weeks ago

The answer seems to be a resounding "yes".

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Mike @mstefan

3 weeks ago

This is a joke ... or, is it? You need to lock in, kids!

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3 weeks ago

This is a joke ... or, is it? You need to lock in, kids!

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Mike @mstefan

3 weeks ago

Florida is going to be an even more interesting place to live in the not-so-distant future. Good luck, folks. cnn.com/2025/09/03/hea…

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Madison Kanna @Madisonkanna

4 weeks ago

If you no longer want to code cause people say it’ll be automated someday, you never really loved it in the first place

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rekdt @rekdt

4 weeks ago

Ladies, if your man: - Repeatedly shows up at the wrong time & looking like a mess - Always streaming tv / movies along with a lot of time in online videogames - Notorious reputation for being “too fast” and not caring about making a connection You may be dating a UDP packet.

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Zuhaitz @zuhaitz_dev

4 weeks ago

Let's talk about one of the most controversial keywords in C: goto. You have surely been told it's considered harmful and leads to spaghetti code. But is it always bad? Or maybe just misunderstood? (Thread)