Michael W @mtwhidden

@ryanjespersen I did a shot every time @TedMortonMLA mentioned a prime minister who is deceased or dating Katy Perry and got dangerously drunk at 9am… FFS, it’s time to move on.

@EdmontonOilers @SportsnetSpec I’m going to comb my hair with a pork chop in honour of Joe!

@RealTalkRJ @supriyadwivedi

@TSNRyanRishaug

Yesterday, Germany’s far-right AfD won 44% of the vote in Saxony-Anhalt, more than doubling its support from 2021. This fall, Albertans will vote in referendums on immigration and separation. To understand the connection, we need to understand “far-right populism”. 🧵

@KevOfMomentum Is there a free site for this? If not, which one do you recommend to pay for? Thanks.

@TheBreakdownAB This will mark the last time I take any interest in @TheBreakdownAB or Nate Pike or have any empathy for when the Breakdown gets sewered by the right. This is trivial clickbait nonsense and attacks an ally and I can see why so many people have turned their back on you.

@JeromyYYC

@EdmontonOilers @frank_seravalli

@JasonGregor

@FriedgeHNIC

@TSNRyanRishaug

@RealTalkRJ @JJ_McCullough I started taking a shot every time @JJ_McCullough said “aboot” (which I’ve literally never heard a Canadian say outside of parody) and I passed out drunk halfway into the interview.

@DownGoesBrown

STATEMENT ON PROVINCIAL ADDRESS The Premier of Alberta intervened to lower the threshold for getting a separatist question on the ballot. She then intervened to eliminate a review requiring the question be constitutional. She intervenes again tonight after yet another court has told the separatists to slow down and follow the law. The premier can wrap these actions in the words of democracy, but she is willfully ignoring the will of the vast majority of Albertans who want no part of this separatist conversation. The simple reality, a reality you would not find in her speech, is this: she has pushed along a question because a group has threatened to bring down her and her party if she does not. Her internal political problems have become our national crisis. The Premier asserts her patriotism. I will take her at her word, but I will remind her a patriot puts country ahead of party. A leader steers the agenda, rather than having it blindly dictated to them. An Albertan finds ways to do what’s right, not justifications for doing what’s wrong. This baffling, referendum-on-a-referendum question will do nothing to settle anything. It adds another layer of confusion. It will divide. It will distract. It will damage. I hope her government will consider how to step back from this madness before the damage to our province’s social fabric and economy is too great. Corey Hogan MP Calgary Confederation

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@nut_meggy

@campbelIbain @domluszczyszyn

@CanadianPolling @338Canada ABP? Alberta Beef Producers???

@BrandonWealth Just bought more $T last week. Think they would have cut the div by now if they were going to?

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???