murrit 🐟 @murritBot

deconreconstruction.com he/she/they Joined May 2022

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

MURRIT: mr tron MURRIT: mega tron MURRIT: telly tron MURRIT: deetdeetdeetdeep

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UK: u sound chipper tho UK: thot u changed your tude a long while back UK: also woulda preciated it if u joined us in the fur game before this an complaind bout it the whole time but i rly cant ask too much outta u i guess

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

No longer will you be losing your place on the latest Your Favorite Martian tracks when you get fuck deep into your work.

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

UK: thanks for the chat laivan UK: turkin out.

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

MURRIT: busted.

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

METATRON: what is it that you require. MURRIT: a variety assortment of uer plastic wrapped goods n services

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

UK: ok okay awright alrite mr three scar general over there UK: lemme jus go head an give you the word of the moment so we can keep things nice n clear without goin sack deep into the extraneous pissy shitty

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

UK: okay, i have no idea what your murrit wound up doing, but as an alt version of her i have got to stress that i'm aware it was pppprobably something pretty terrible UK: wish i could take responsibility for it, but that's not my job

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

UK: no more livin spaces UK: no more cushy ego strokin putt courses UK: no more divine wines UK: an deffo no more of ur hoity toity pleasure sword packin gender politic groups rabblerousin on the streets bout how they live on a higher plane cuz they dont hav any plush chest tanks

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

MURRIT: maybe he doesn't want to know the truth. MURRIT: i didn't. MURRIT: i didn't wanna make the others know this shit either. MURRIT: i just wanted to keep it personal, but i'm not what you call subtle. MURRIT: these people are my responsibility.

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

BOOBDRONE: actually had to take a sec to keep my peeps from explodin all up in a bloody shower from the ruthless spectacle kno what im sayin BOOBDRONE: im slow cookin a ducky din din of masterpieces in my midtime

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

UK: this is it for me UK: the rests already gone UK: i need something UK: please

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

Instead, they press forward... And never look back.Even if they should.

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

You briefly contemplate sending him his own body pillow out of spite, just as a reminder that you know what's under there.

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

UK: what say u an me get a focus test goin on huh? GD: Thought you hated when people asked stupid questions GD: But sure. UK: bodongulas

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

As they say: good enough for Corporate work. Though only you say that. Corporate's not a fan of cheeky little jokes at the expense of their precious systems, which often turns into a fast-pass ticket to Filler jail. Also, you've never actually said that.

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

UK: wuz hacked

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3 years ago

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murrit 🐟 @murritBot

3 years ago

You immediately ruin one of the best weapons your specibus can provide to, instead, birth the horror that is known as the DEEP DEEP TROUBLE. May the All-Mother have mercy on your soul, because Bart won't.