Michael Wood @mwood99
42-year-old map nerd trying to make it in the chaotic world of middle management. I enjoy Vietnamese food, indie music, and being a dad. Fairfax, VA Joined February 2012-
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Fine. You're not invited
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The Kirk Cousins curse lives on.
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I don’t know who this man is but protect him at all costs!! He finally broke it down. So much she had no come back! See the God yall worshipping is yourself and your opinions!! I love how he use the word, the one she claims to know in his argument! Sadly they still won’t get it.…
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The Korean call of the Tyler Bass miss fucking ROCKS
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Me when they show sad Cowboys fans
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A full list of these Ludacris demands: 1. Move bitch 2. Get out the way 3. Get out the way bitch get out the way 4. Get out his bizness his biznass 5. Stay the fuck up out his biznass 6. Get back get back you don't know him like that
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Person 1: hey did you go see the new Holy Infant? Person 2: I did Person 1: what’s he like? Person 2: so tender and mild Person 1: what
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My all-time favorite Venn diagram 😆
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This is worth watching. Every word.
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Like and repost for your chance at a Breaking Bad Hector Salamanca bobblehead! 🛎
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this Halloween, I'll be giving all my candy to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure it will trickle down to all the other kids
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On 9/11 my grandmother walked from Manhattan to Williamsburg miraculously to safety. She was 78 years old. When she was 19 years old, she walked the Death March from Germany to Prague, miraculously to life. She said taking another step in the Death March felt like lifting the…
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My notes from Poor Charlie's Almanack: The Wit and Wisdom of Charlie Munger turned into maxims: 1. Find a simple idea and take it seriously. 2. Good ideas are rare. When you find one bet heavily. 3. Humans have been writing down their best ideas for 5,000 years. Read them.…
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Breaking: DOJ takes the over.
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