folio (e/acc) @myfolio_
24, tech consultant, posting into the void. I want to make financial discussions more transparent, show portfolio or shut up! Joined March 2024-
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your daily reminder to throw out those 6 month old sauces in your fridge
went to one tech meetup in philly yesterday and now fully convinced to move to sf 🙃
just spent an hour explaining to an analyst how to effectively present to business stakeholders. here are the three main takeaways: - dumb it down. try to phrase your analysis like you’re talking to a child - don’t get too far into the weeds. stakeholders have short attention…
corporate world really shows you how some people can sit around at a desk day after day and provide literally 0 fucking value without getting fired tf
this is your reminder to get up from your desk and get off your ass for a few min you’re developing hemorrhoids, anon
i have $2k today to unload on my brokerage. what should i buy?
lost it in a boating accident duh
trending on X is way to specific. i go there to look for topics that are unrelated to my feed, and instead i get shit like mf quackcoin elon, pls fix
elon when $UBER actually making the economics work, people buying $RIVN cars, Xi creating 15 electric vehicle companies in China, and $TSLA down almost 40% YTD so he has to announce cyber cabs on the latest earnings call (FSD wont be ready for 3 more years btw)
your workplace is exploiting you, but not how you think. we have all heard the marx-derived (yes karl marx) notion that the workplace is exploiting our labor for profit. and this is certainly to an extent true, you are only employed so long as your marginal output exceeds your…
i feel like we’re all getting more attractive net positive btw
We need to normalize discussing our finances. If no one is talking about it, then no wonder our society isn't very good with managing money. 56% of Americans are unable to cover an unexpected $1,000 bill with savings.
money has changed since our parents were kids
money has changed since our parents were kids
taking an online calculus course. this may be a bit naive, but when quant traders use calculus or higher order math to forecast equity prices, is forming an expanded taylor series polynomial part of the steps for modeling the asset price line? could you potentially predict the…
my portfolio in t minus 4-6 weeks when crypto starts running again
notice how easy it is to spend money on subscriptions? the charges just hit your account on a reoccurring basis, with no action from you that’s how i purchase stocks. each market day i execute $5 worth of purchases across 7 stocks. additionally, i also have several weekly buys…
in the future, we will look back on all the processed and artificial food junk we’ve been fed like we look back at doctors recommending cigarettes it’s probably absolutely terrible for your health and microbiome. trying to stop feeding myself that shit but it’s hard for the…
in the future, we will look back on all the processed and artificial food junk we’ve been fed like we look back at doctors recommending cigarettes it’s probably absolutely terrible for your health and microbiome. trying to stop feeding myself that shit but it’s hard for the…
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If you don’t want to do anything with your life - go into corporate America in 2024. You will spend most of the day in useless meetings discussing useless agenda items to solve a problem that was solved in the late 90s. Then some dumbass middle manager will kick it on to some…
The combined revenue of Hertz, Enterprise, Uber and Lyft are not even close to this number. How do people get away with saying such preposterous things?
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The New York Stock exchange is polling about offering 24/7 ability to trade stocks. Should there be stock trading available at all times?
I am about to close out a 70 hour work week. my meme coins are down a month pay. am i.... retarded?
$META live look at investors who paid $510 before earnings
$META beats: -10% $TSLA misses +10%
@myfolio_ you should consider quackcoin.
🔸Portfolio Updates $92,596.76 +$4,408.67 (4.99%*) Today 📈📈 • $pltr 4,535➡️4,506 shares (+21%) • $pltr 20x $24csp 5/17 (-17%) • $tsla $330c Jun’26 (-2.8%) *Made a $500 deposit today. Today’s video: “Begone, Bears!” 👀 youtu.be/G-mZHdMiJSQ?si…
My best performer today was $RIVN (+5.57%) My "worst" performer was $SCHD (+0.82%) My portfolio finished 🟢 (+1%) How'd yours do?
People often ask me how to make a lot of money fast. My response: "There's a financial instrument called a Jabronian Option Bargain, which is essentially a contract with a company where the contract holder performs certain obligations as indicated by the contract, and if they…
Today I learned that job is an acronym for Jabronian Option Bargain. GUYS JOB IS AN ACRONYM! WHY WAS I NEVER TAUGHT THIS!!
People often ask me how to make a lot of money fast. My response: "There's a financial instrument called a Jabronian Option Bargain, which is essentially a contract with a company where the contract holder performs certain obligations as indicated by the contract, and if they…
My wife and I were broke when we met Neither of us were making good money 10 years later we invest $14k every month Here is the breakdown of that $14k: 3% Bitcoin 12% bonds 25% total int’l index fund 60% total U.S. index fund All automated every week Don’t overthink it 😎
Special thanks to Amy for this one
The red pill has broken people’s minds
any man who allows their girlfriend or wife to work isn’t a man — he is a despicable worm there’s no uglier act than forcing the women you love to work, simply because you are too selfish and/or incompetent to take care of her properly selfish because you would rather ruin her…
Me: “I have made $759 dollars in dividends this year!” Also me: *seeing my portfolio drop 5K in the last 30 days*
We need to normalize discussing our finances. If no one is talking about it, then no wonder our society isn't very good with managing money. 56% of Americans are unable to cover an unexpected $1,000 bill with savings.
“Hey man, what’s on your mind?” Me: “Oh… nothing.” (Reminiscing on when oil went negative 4 years ago and I did nothing so I have to work for the rest of my life)
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