Mystic Got Jokes @mysticgotjokes
Entertainer, Entrepreneur #TeamMystic #JustBeHappy Bookings: [email protected] youtube.com/mysticgotjokes from YouTube to the Big screen Joined October 2011-
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They’ll post the dinners, the bags, the trips, but NEVER the n 🥷 gga! 😂
nowhere on earth is as cold as LA when it’s 50 degrees
i’ll only try one solid time & if the vibe ain’t there i won’t be either 💯
What is the caucasian way to say “You got me F*cked up!” 🧐😂… Newsflash buddy
Now i only drink Casamigos. I feel like a basic bad b*tch! 😂😂😂
who’s winning this series in the playoffs? Suns or Lakers?
stop hanging out in low vibrational places, around low vibrational people, expecting high vibrational things to be attracted into your life & wonder why you’re constantly depressed
Stop showing trailers of movies I wanna see without a release date. ‘Coming soon’???!!! B*TCH when?
If Jamie Lee Curtis don’t get Michael Myers this time I’m calling chriseanrock 😭
Showing off a BBL is like flexing a fake Rolex..
I met all my girlfriends while off of #brownliqour I’m convinced I love the liquor not them 🤷🏽♂️🫢😭
I met all my girlfriends while off of #brownliqour I’m convinced I love the liquor not them 🤷🏽♂️🫢😭
Getting in bed with outside clothes is CRAZY!
I be talking to someone thinking things going smooth then next week she’s pregnant by Nick Cannon! 🤰 I hate it here
Tryna get in a relationship these days is like doing the crate challenge…you know it probably ain’t gonna work but try anyways then shit gets shaky and falls apart!
If she listen to Moneybagg Yo just keep it pushin playa she ain’t one of them!
Everyone has at least one relationship where they look back like... “was I drunk the whole time?! Bcuz wtf!”
If your boyfriend/girlfriend is in Miami right now ...you’re single
Your nigga been playing April Fools jokes on you your entire relationship tho... 🤭
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working on me, trying to become the person I see of myself in my dreams —•
You must focus on abundance to bring more abundance to you.
Ran into @mysticgotjokes , thanks for being so kind !💛
Focus on the outcome, and let the Universe do its thing.
Before you do me dirty make sure you never need me again 💯
I feel so much better after letting go of toxic situations in my life. I don’t have to deal with them, so I won’t. There’s so many people who won’t make you stress or hurt you to be stressing over people who do.
Sometimes it’s healthy to take a break from social media and gather yourself. This shit can get so toxic and make you forget yourself and what really matters. Nothing wrong with taking care of yourself mentally. That should always come first.
We belong together . July 28th @BET
That whole acting like you don’t care shit, is not cute to me. It’s attractive when somebody shows they really fucking with you.
@mysticgotjokes I’m so excited that you’ll be there tomorrow and that you’re supporting a fellow @YouTube . How crazy, I met you & 1st heard of you at @fousey birthday party in LA when he had an open invite. I’ve been supporting you since! You both inspire me! JULY 15th!❤️
Anxiety really is annoying and then it’s even more annoying when people try to make you feel bad about what triggers your anxiety. As if it’s a choice.
I’m such a lowkey person. You’ll see me when you see me, which will be rarely lol
I love it when someone makes me laugh to the point I can’t breathe . Personality is everything too me 🙌🏼🙌🏼❤️
my baby fever right now is so bad... someone get me a puppy lol.
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