alex @mythicalmike420

blowing off steam, let me leak San Francisco, CA Joined September 2021

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

two grown men practicing their squating form right next to me at in n out at 9pm on a god damn tuesday this is repulsive

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

luna u should tweet something

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

what if i just got rly into creepy pasta and it was all i ever talked about … what if….

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

everyone who got hacked on the gram was amongst those who clicked the evil link and that is so embarrassing for them!

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

makes me sick to my stomach that so many boys from highschool r posting jay alverez style travel edits i have to delete instagram

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

for my birthday i want a giant compliment circle and everyone tells me why im amazing and their favorite stories about me and it will satiate my vampire level hunger for praise that i am craving atm

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fighting for my LIFE against the urge to adopt a rat and hide it from my family but secretly bring it everywhere and have little rat poops on my shoulder all the time and keep cheese in my purse to give it little nibbles throughout the day

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

kinda wanna go swimming on my period in the farallon islands right about now

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

i am most profound on the porcelain throne

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

anybody else feel like pretty pretty princess when u have one singular pimple in between ur eyebrows? kinda serves ngl

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

i love grabbing people with my toes

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

no dog families are fucking weird

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

been pooping with my legs crossed lately to make myself feel more in control, and let me tell you, its workin baby!

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

people who use the cursive font on their instagram stories need to have their privileges revoked i dont wanna fucking see that shit

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alex @mythicalmike420

4 years ago

this is the most vile thing ive ever seen in my entire fucking life, i have literally dissected a fetal fucking pig and this is more disgusting that slicing out its fucking urethra

tracytheskinnylegend @tracy_skinny

4 years ago

this is the most vile thing ive ever seen in my entire fucking life, i have literally dissected a fetal fucking pig and this is more disgusting that slicing out its fucking urethra