Pat from Minneapolis @nagetap
Pronouns: Hungry/Starving. Self identifies as Fatigued-American. Minnetonka, Minnesota Joined May 2013-
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Fabulous guitarist.
Some of the notes in a music stinger on Taylor Tomlinson's "After Midnight" match some notes in Steely Dan's "Security Joan," so after watching "After Midnight," my inner jukebox plays "Security Joan" for me all day.
This story has more twists and turns than any novel I’ve read recently.
Too close to reality, The Onion. Dial it back, please.
Too close to reality, The Onion. Dial it back, please.
Inadvertently proving my Minnesota bona fides, when I heard the Formula One announcer introduce new Ferrari driver Ollie Bearman this morning, I thought he said Wally the Beer Man.
Really, Dune (1) should have been his last Dune movie, but mathematically speaking, Dune (0) would have better for me.
Really, Dune (1) should have been his last Dune movie, but mathematically speaking, Dune (0) would have better for me.
My limit is about 3 hours but I calculate limits based on number of people, time, and size of venue. My formula resembles a Fahrenheit to Celsius conversion. And it always rounds down.
My limit is about 3 hours but I calculate limits based on number of people, time, and size of venue. My formula resembles a Fahrenheit to Celsius conversion. And it always rounds down.
Did Texas and Oklahoma just secede from the union?
Evergreen tweet.
Nah. The Vikings have been doing this for over 45 years.
Honestly, the time to start planning was the day after the last one in 2017.
Honestly, the time to start planning was the day after the last one in 2017.
Is he solving it or applying memorized moves?
Is he solving it or applying memorized moves?
I will pay extra for the non-chatty version of anything and everything.
I will pay extra for the non-chatty version of anything and everything.
So true
‘Dune: Part Two’ To Pick Up Right Where Viewers Fell Asleep During First One theonion.com/1850378546
How many years has it been? Nine? That stupid #U2 album still pops up in my iTunes library. Take the hint Bono; go away.
My aunt was a mother freaking Marine in WWII.
My aunt was a mother freaking Marine in WWII.
Not a miracle. Science.
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I’ll say!
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And the plot thickens!!! Thanks for watching team! 😘😘 #NCISHawaii
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