wilish bambino @nandescript
attempting to bring back My Life Is Awkward Apple™ | MinneApple | BigApple Joined August 2012-
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i do not need a space heater, i have abba and the power of disco
lol just remembered how I thought I was so ~*alt*~ in high school b/c I brushed my teeth along to vampire weekend’s a-punk to make sure I hit that full 2 min
did anyone else grow up thinking go daddy was an erotica site and so was too scared to look it up or was I really just that repressed
you know it’s bad when even the nyt crossword is hella thirsty (see: today’s theme)
does anyone else feel like a bollywood heroine stealing furtive glances whenever outside + wearing a mask
literally assigning a $$ value to self growth, neocapitalism is thriving 😒
why is no one discussing how too hot to handle is actually genius subversive content designed to spoon feed the masses the limitations of capitalism
how long do I have to live in nyc to learn that a stranger smiling at me in public is just tryna sell me something as soon as they have my attention and is not recruiting me to be america’s next top model
@PhineasJFR wait it kinda looks like you
@schwed23 @PhineasJFR @rosaliavt ugh every fave is so mainstream now
@PhineasJFR @rosaliavt hey @schwed23 wanna go see rosalía
new favorite wintertime subway game - runny nose or septum piercing?
as the tenant closest to the elevator I feel like I am unofficial floor DJ it is not a role I take lightly
just said “sorry” to and made way for a rat to climb up the steps to exit the subway as I was entering...who says new yorkers can’t be nice
do you ever curate the instagram content you’re viewing on the train because you assume someone is looking over your shoulder and you lowkey want validation that you have good taste...no ok happy monday
@PhineasJFR In the words of the not so great chain smokers - “we were staying in Paris to get away from your parents”
@PhineasJFR WE GET IT, YOU LOVE PARIS
@schwed23 @PhineasJFR this tweet has single handedly caused me to have vivir mi vida stuck in my head all day ty
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Jesse Meisenhelter @j_meisenhelter
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Inga @wonderventure
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Hannah Walker @hannah_w_walker
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POC Online Classroom @POCOnlnClssrm
152 Followers 195 Following We curate resources by and for people of color. We read the Lorde. Audre Lorde, that is~
bikinis&winterboots @AleDrinksAle
76 Followers 274 Following Health center worker @pposbc trying to unionize without intimidation. Workers deserve a CARD CHECK
Natalie Westberg @natwestberg
89 Followers 202 Following seattle, st. paul, minneapolis - city enthusiast - former map slinger - travel by bus, train, bike, or foot
Ross Boehme @rossboehme
114 Followers 141 Following Husband of 52 yrs. San Antonio. Love the Spurs, twins are grown up & talented. As an Amazon Associate I may earn from qualifying purchases.
Jesse Meisenhelter @j_meisenhelter
154 Followers 323 Following 🌅Green New Deal w/@SunriseMvmt | PDX, MSP, PHL | tweets are my own |
will @junji500
191 Followers 560 Following
Sam Yule @ruecky_haha
65 Followers 285 Following all opinions expressed belong to a tiny drifter named Ernie who lives in my hoodie pouch. except on warm days- that’s all me baby :) he/him
BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman
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Ac(r)ademic Brouhaha ... @NorwegianChoc
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Amita Ramachandran @amitaramac
145 Followers 366 Following
Winnie @lasniw
61 Followers 132 Following
Transagenda 36 @Transagenda36
19 Followers 85 Following A documentary following the lives of 3 local trans youth who have experienced homelessness in the recent past. Directors: Anna Andersen & Molly Stark Ragsdale
Alex @holapockito
51 Followers 367 Following I'm from Wisconsin and one time I worked in a cheese store
Aappaakii Beck @abaki_b
598 Followers 2K Following She/her 🌱 Blackfeet and Red River Metis 🌱 writer and PhD student 🌱 abolitionist
Omar Leal @0marl3al
38 Followers 107 Following
Rachel 영은 Rostad @are_why_are
740 Followers 668 Following
El Estoque @elestoque
592 Followers 484 Following The news magazine and website of Monta Vista High School.
Aziz Ansari @azizansari
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Jesse Cutter @TheCutlass
8 Followers 58 Following Secretly I've been dyeing my hair red since birth.
Margaret @margymull
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Hannah Walker @hannah_w_walker
116 Followers 606 Following Justice reform. City + State politics. Mpls to BR to New Orleans. Same river, new city. Previously @Kennedy_School @Macalester @CityMinneapolis
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Aarthi K @daarthvader73
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