NC @nccfish

It’s Saturday! We all know what that means…. Taste the goodness of the biscuit today and everyday.

i used to take this bus from pittsburgh to nyc and i have been searching everywhere for it and i just found out it’s called the fung wah bus??? to think ten years ago i used to take a mystery chinese bus and now im afraid to leave my house

do u think anyone is out there buying the beanboozled jelly beans because they secretly love the taste of stink bugs. it’s the only way to get their fix

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

they put me on the Too Fly List

in the moment is gen z’s josie and the pussy cats

@acnewsitics who’s tuning into my halftime show??

good news, i just decided we need a third halftime option, i’ll be streaming my performance of brother john on a melodica, no political agenda, just vibes

it’s like.. who up rn…. i’m thinking about linguine…… who wants to hear about how the navy trains bottle nose dolphins & not treat me like their special needs little cousin….

i started this thing where i have been trying not to just text people my random thoughts/facts because in the nicest way possible, no one cares, so i’ve been on here but i can’t spell or form sentences correctly so it’s just making me more in my head

do with that what you will, i’m going to cover myself in linguine and pretend they are tongues

so i’m sitting here thinking about how i only know how to spell linguistic because i know how to spell linguine….. TURNS OUT linguistic boils down to “tongue language” linguine means “little tongues”

i need an unofficial youtube deep dive-esque biography on david hasselhoff ASAP

there’s only one artist that can pull this off & we all know who it is

tonight we’re blaming shel silverstein books for internalized problems, now im onto the missing piece, which i give to my commitment issues

just reread one of my fav childhood books, the giving tree, thinking when i have kids they are def gonna read it, now realized i may have internalized it, do not let ur kids read the giving tree it is NOT a beautiful love story but a lifelong set up for unhealthy boundaries

deactivated my instagram and i was tempted to share a youtube short to snapchat 😕 send help

if i was a psychologist and scrappy doo was my patient i would diagnose him with AUDHD