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A fun fact about me is that I don’t know all the words to any of my favorite songs but I can sing every single word to the 8.5 minute long Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

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5 years ago

But there’s a porches song in the second season on Cheer - maybe I should be a cheerleader

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5 years ago

@GucciBuitton Oh yes she is

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5 years ago

I’m a Jewish chef

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5 years ago

@itsLIAT Come thru!!! We also got fire :)

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5 years ago

I plan to drink a bottle of wine for dinner if anyone cares to join

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5 years ago

You really think you’re doing well with your body issues until a man starts screaming fatphobic slurs outside of a bar at you :)

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5 years ago

Tries to put on party music and gets canceled by phish but it wasn’t @seltzerstain fault

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5 years ago

@Squirreldancerr I’m offended

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5 years ago

The excitement I got for booking my booster before seeing my grandparents for the first time post vid next week is unparalleled

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5 years ago

I decorated my new home for Halloween and within 4 days all the pumpkins were eaten by squirrels and the hanging witch hats were blown away. Looks like I gotta move.