In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.
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@neiltyson And the summer of love was mostly peaceful.
@neiltyson I still remember when you claimed that a real life BB-8 would slide uncontrollably on the sand and the filmmakers responded with pictures of the real world robot they made.
@neiltyson In case you were wondering, I don’t care what you think.
@neiltyson "You know the magician didn't REALLY saw that woman in half, right?" *Reclines and smiles smugly
@neiltyson And that good sir, is why Santa is the ULTIMATE GOAT.
@neiltyson S h u t t h e f u c k u p d o r k