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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

nerdherds overheard at ualberta Joined March 2012
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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Haven't tweeted in a week, haven't pulled my nose out of my notes in a week #feelingweak #cominupforair #sogreasy #newrecordfornotshowering

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Woke up feeling crazy, only brushed my hair 50 times instead of 100. I'm going to cause a ruckus at thanksgiving dinner tonight #donttellmom

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

If I had a dollar for every time someone said I was handsome, I'd have exactly one dollar. #thanksmom

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Can't believe I just walked around campus with mustard all over my face #uhoh #needmomtocleanme #boloneyandmustardforlunch #lunchofchampions

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

I hate when you're in the library taking notes and you leave a grease streak on your paper from your nose dragging along #reallyintoit #calc

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

So my mom bought me socks that don't touch my knees. Is she drunk?! #droppedtheball #chillyshins

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Finished cleaning up the stairs but the carpet is going to be orange for a long time #smellsdeliciousifyousniffit #mmmcheesycarpet #donttell

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

I just tripped on the stairs in the library and spilled my whole bag of cheetos. I'm going to cry. #devastated #fivesecondrule #dontjudgeme

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Might finally be time for that big noment; switching from trusty velcro shoes to laces #jk #nevergonnahappen #RRRIIIIIIPP

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

How many lectures before it's acceptable to ask my Professor for a sleepover? Mom said it's ok! #questionsthatneedanswers #pillowfight

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Free hot dogs on campus today, I'll take two. One for now, one for later. #yathatsahotdoginmypocket #nothappytoseeyou

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Sat beside a girl in lab today and she glanced over at me. I think my new cologne is working #thanksgrandpa

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Shoot, just picked my nose a little harder than normal and there's blood all over my notes. Now I have to start over #uniproblems #bloodclot

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

It's so hard to study for midterms when mom is downstairs knitting winter boots for my cat. #temptation #passtheyarn #loveyoumrpatches

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

So someone stole my waterwings from my chair at the pool. If anyone knows any info there will be a reward #idontfloat

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Thanks to the guy at the Crocs store,he was right.Wearing my green Crocs first day would get everyone checking me out! #theylaughcuztheylike

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

First night studying for school and I've already burned through 200 sheets of paper, good thing mom bought lots. #tryharder #nerdontheloose

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Got the wheels on my wheelie bag greased, and gameboy fully charged, I'm ready. Happy first day back! #likechristmasinseptember

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Spending all long weekend sharpening pencils and gathering my erasers. Just kidding bout the erasers, I never make mistakes #raining4.0

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shitnerdzsay @nerdherdshit

13 years ago

Sometimes I like to spend my day taking random buses and getting lost. Thank God my mom put a GPS in my fanny pack #globalnerdpositioning

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