Nihil DevOps @nihilist_devops
You Dev and you Op. But why? That software is doing no one any good and it'll just fail. Joined August 2016-
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And ever and ever...
Are we, as a society too sophisticated to tar and feather an elected official? Hmmm Well we do have to warn people not to eat detergent pods.
Just watched Baron Munchausen again -- still a PERFECT film. Peak Gilliam and practical effects. Swoon.
My next git checkout will be in the 2018 elections.
“The word that would best describe this feeling would be haunted.”
#DevOps the more APIs we build, the less we are needed.
#DevOps Also, whatever we do now is kinda irrelevant. 3 degrees is going to drown Silicon Valley and us-east-1/2/3 us-west-1/2/3 and EU.
#DevOps next level stuff is automated scaling based on usage. We think we have that now, but usage will show otherwise.
#DevOps #terraform #CloudFormation #Chef #salt #puppet are the skills needed to succeed in our industry - for now.
#DevOps Dumpster fires will be of less importance, for us, than warming out hands, cooking our food in can fires.
#DevOps We are automating ourselves out of work.
On Call insomnia and paranoia. Never knowing if an alert is on the way. Do not stare into the alerting system lest it stares back.
The Architect said 'you just need a message bus available to all the app servers'. Blink. A message bus they said, it'll be fun they said.
The architect said HA and waved their hands around, indicating this magic must happen outside the bounds of their design planning.
It's so glum we don't say 'hello world' anymore. It's 'Goodby World.'
Git clone democracy Git stash democracy *some place safe*
OH at the stand up. Memcache, Redis, who cares? They'll both be invalidated anyways.
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