Nicola Fontanive @nikfonta

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Jacob @Jacobtheclipper

4 months ago

Meanwhile literally walked into my gym cold, my first try ever doing this nonsense. Did 3 reps with 30 lbs 😂😂😂 Btw I am 180 lbs and lift 3/4 time a week to stay in shape… Your king is mid ✌️

Quinshon Judkins @quinshon_

4 months ago

Bro do you know how hard it is to do this? Hop off

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Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied. In Italy: - Walk into a bar and look at the guy - Un caffe - 30 seconds later it’s ready - Shoot it - Leave €1 - Walk out In the US: - Join a line - Wait - Order coffee - Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it? - $12.34 - Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip - Tap phone - ask where to send the invoice - Wait again on a different line - Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine - get the coffee - too hot, can't drink it - finally at temperature taste like shit

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Fran Altomare @FranAltomare

6 months ago

Non la smetto di ridere da ieri.

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Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur

6 months ago

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

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Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom

7 months ago

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I will obliterate her entire civilization. She now charges me a fee to use the bathroom, that used to be free, and I didn't get dinner. WTF

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The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq

7 months ago

Salesman: The car is $25k Trump: $20k take it or leave it. Salesman: No thank you. It’s $25k Trump: okay fine, I’ll do $24k final offer. Salesman: No thank you. Trump: Fine I’ll give you $28k MAGA: WOW ART OF THE DEAL!!!

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Alon Mizrahi @alon_mizrahi

7 months ago

Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars

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Justin Tinsley @JustinTinsley

8 months ago

You don't get to help start a fire and then complain that it's too hot

Headquarters @HQNewsNow

8 months ago

Rogan: Nothing seems stable. Everywhere in the world seems fucked right now. In all my years, this seems the most unstable, globally.

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Ewan MacKenna @EwanMacKenna

8 months ago

Donald Trump this week (genuinely)? Wednesday: Oil will never be cheaper. Thursday: We've won. Friday: They've nothing left. Saturday: Can others please help us.

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Nicola Fontanive @nikfonta

8 months ago

@FinFreedom414 Option B, but not driving a Toyota

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💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas

8 months ago

When you’ve crashed the economy, started a war, bombed a girls’ school, & raised gas & grocery prices beyond what people can afford… all in your first year as president. 😑

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Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax

8 months ago

So basically we started a war with a country that can single-handedly fuck the entire world’s oil supply any time they want because of geography and we had no plan for if that happened? Is this correct?