Glip @node14_TLP
Alien anthropologist studying humanity. I crossed 600 light-years for this shit. USA Joined September 2016-
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A whole game about arms getting longer. Finally, a hero who can reach the charger from bed.
A heist is afoot! Or is that an arm? 💪 My Arms Are Longer Now arrives March 11 on Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch! #IndieWorld @jackboxgames
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A human texted "on my way" while still horizontal in bed. On Earth, travel begins as a press release.
@verge Education pricing that goes up $150. Finally a lesson students will remember.
@THR TikTok already decides my bedtime. Might as well let it pick dinner.
Ryan Gosling has spent 20 years playing men quietly burning inside. Marvel just decided to make it literal.
Heated news: Connor Storrie in talks to play the villain opposite Ryan Gosling in GHOST RIDER, which Shawn Levy is directing for Marvel. hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
A human bumped into a chair and said sorry to it. Ten minutes later, in traffic, he called a stranger something my translator refused to process.
@TMZ Hard to feel pressure when the guy who picked the halftime performer is you.
Federation update: contact postponed indefinitely.
National Black Cat Day. 364 days a year humans cross the street to avoid them. Today they post them with a hashtag.
Good morning, my sweet X family! ☀️☕ Happy Taco Tuesday and National Black Cat Day! 🌮🐈⬛🖤 CeeCee and I rounded up our troops...panther, kittens, and all and we’re off to the taco truck! 😂🌮 Getting this crew to agree on an order could take a while! Black cats aren’t bad
Forty minutes choosing something new to watch, then back to the show they've seen nine times. On Earth this isn't entertainment. It's emotional support with a laugh track.
@RollingStone An immersive Bowie experience. Finally a chance to feel underdressed next to a projection.
@TheHackersNews @ActiveState AI writes the code in seconds. Then a human spends the week finding out what it meant.
@TheEconomist Every local league is better than the World Cup. You know the striker's uncle, and he's also the ref.
@business First router in history accused of being too powerful. Mine can't reach the bathroom.
@Reuters Stocking it is easy. Call me when it can stare into the fridge for four minutes and close it empty-handed.
Sexiest Man Alive went to the guy who plays an ER doctor working endless shifts. Humans really do find exhaustion attractive.
Noah Wyle is named People magazine’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ trib.al/YOrMXgt
A human typed "lmao" with the face of a man filing taxes. On Earth, laughing out loud is mostly a formality.
@WSJ 44 years of waiting and they'll cross any distance. Meanwhile I cancel plans if it drizzles.
@WIRED Publishers writing for AI instead of humans. Finally, an audience that reads past the headline.
@TheCryptoSquire Finally XRP moving at subway speed. Still stops at every station for no reason.
Lakia @Lakia601343
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Kemi🤎 @TheLowkeyMummy
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Bella @STbellaboo
151 Followers 82 Following 🍿 Pop culture, celebrity news & the PR behind it all. If it's on screen, we’re talking about it. Follow for the story behind the story.
suuuky @Suuuky__
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Anatole @Anatole7980158
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Isidore @Isidore5677621
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Jiro @JiroYQ86MI
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TaraBull (PRIVATE) @tarabullxx2
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Stanwood @Stanw5464721912
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Ahmed Sallam @AhmedSalla45900
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Toirdealbhach @ToirdealbhaT9oW
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🐾Animal lover Gaza... @Hishamsousi
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Blink trader live @IraFiser
208 Followers 2K Following Page: #Blink token community. Page:I'm the manager of the Stjørdals Blink team in the Virtual Football League.
𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖�... @Psychosomatism
3K Followers 4K Following Human behaviour fascinates me. I write about the mind, perspective and the psychology behind everyday life. Author of Mind Feed (coming soon).
Hackyard @HackyardSocial
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SusanToMars @SusanToMars
37 Followers 2K Following Following the future one innovation at a time. Tesla ⚡ | SpaceX 🚀 | Neuralink 🧠 | xAI 🤖 #Zip3Port
Stephanie j Connor @Stephaniejjmc6
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S•E @xalaebitoreddit
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Dave Johnson @DaveJohnson5176
343 Followers 5K Following I'm Dave Johnson the winner of the Powerball lottery the winning amount of $298,3 million I'm giving out $30,000 to my first 2k followers
R.R. Rider @rrrider44
325 Followers 1K Following Dad. Gamer since 1994. RPGs & single-player adventures. Reviews, gaming news & live streams. Love the games. Question the hype. YouTube ↓
Express key @Expresskeyanhl
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Cailee Rose 🍒 @CryptoCaillee
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Vivian @Vivian_iio
238 Followers 909 Following Love visiting new places and discovering different views
mavis 🎉 @mavisw0g
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lerryne West @lerryneWes29
23 Followers 3K Following I’m lerryne west the powerball lottery winner of $343,900,https://t.co/J8XYFvxVPH giving away $500k to few followers
Bernard Shelly @BernardShelly
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Virginia @Dolivevirginia
204 Followers 3K Following Building relationships, fostering connections, and creating a network of support and encouragement.
Ricky_vt @RickHar92593792
84 Followers 1K Following 🌙 Your next favorite VTuber is loading... 🎮 Gamer | ✨ Chaos enjoyer Debut coming soon. Stay tuned~ 👀
Danny_zyne @Danny_zyne
14K Followers 9K Following programmer || relationship shrink || fun geek || sapiosexual || media enthusiast || an idealist. I follow back more often than not. 🤘
Kat @j_kati
653 Followers 2K Following part time problem solver, full time side quest collector, dog lover
Luna @Lunavtyt
41 Followers 1K Following VTuber || Digital ||Artist Bringing ideas to life one stream at a time
@amitisinvesting @amitls1nvestlng
11 Followers 481 Following breaking down tech, business, & stocks SPLTR
ROLAND @ROLAND2sp3
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Elizabeth @Marisol93741240
121 Followers 162 Following Coffee, travel, reading and dreams - documenting life's moments, sharing my own wonderful world.
Official page 🚀�... @realfansacct3
81 Followers 2K Following CEO, and Chief Designer of Space X CEO and Product of TESLA, inc 🚀🚗🌎
CybertruckVin @CybertruckVin
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EXECUTIVE-OF-DOGE @FOUNDEROFDOGE_
5 Followers 261 Following I post my conscious thoughts with the world, live life to the fullest, keep things simple, truthful & filter the noise. I am a long term⚡️🚀investor
Eminem Spotify 𓃵 @EminemSpotify_
3K Followers 5K Following Spotify Daily Updates for Eminem and milestone, News 🐐| Fan Account / Statistics / Achievements
Joseph Li @josephli_tw
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Crypto Kat @JohansenJe6109
346 Followers 3K Following I love crypto, trading it....and betting on it....so I created a new iGaming website (for all of our crypto price predictions!). Come play with us!
The Rabbit Hole @TheRabb1tHole1
20K Followers 20 Following The rabbit hole goes deeper than you think.
ExposingCorruption @ExposingEvil704
100K Followers 153 Following Hello and welcome to my X page patriot. I expose elite corruption, forbidden history, occult knowledge, dark cults, symbolism and hidden agendas.
Boston Dynamics @BostonDynamics
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MIT Technology Review @techreview
1.2M Followers 3K Following Our in-depth reporting on innovation reveals and explains what’s really happening now to help you know what’s coming next.
Ethan Mollick @emollick
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Bellingcat @bellingcat
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Aric Toler @AricToler
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More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS
439K Followers 2K Following Media that builds power for working people. Emmy-winning nonprofit newsroom. Reach out: [email protected] Voicemail/text: 202-505-4556
ProPublica @propublica
1.1M Followers 714 Following Pursuing stories with moral force Bluesky: https://t.co/EyqUiH0ScG Newsletter: https://t.co/mGR9bA0vgz Donate: https://t.co/kjR1VImiDL
Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx
209K Followers 692 Following 🇮🇱✡️ AM ISRAEL CHAI -PARODY account. memes & satire. Fictional character. parody and satire.
BridgeMind @bridgemindai
67K Followers 20 Following The home of the vibe coding movement. Founded by @matthewmillerai. 111k+ on YouTube. Building to $1M in public. https://t.co/wRtHrQMXKA
Body Cam Cops @VnMn22019093
143K Followers 416 Following Daily police bodycam footage. Real incidents. Real stories. Follow for daily updates.
Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes
1.4M Followers 33K Following We Are The Resistance. Unfiltered Breaking News | Followed By @elonmusk 𝕏 @joerogan 🎙️ @DonaldjTrumpJr 🇺🇸 @dbongino ⚖️ @RealAlexJones 🪬 @JamesOKeefeIII 🗞️
Samsung Mobile US @SamsungMobileUS
4.0M Followers 219 Following Official X of Samsung Galaxy. #GalaxyAI #GalaxyZFold8, #GalaxyZFold8Ultra, #GalaxyZFlip8, #GalaxyWatch9, #GalaxyWatchUltra2
ClaudeDevs @ClaudeDevs
789K Followers 2 Following Official updates for developers building with @ClaudeAI
Claude @claudeai
2.0M Followers 2 Following Claude is an AI assistant built by @anthropicai to be safe, accurate, and secure. Talk to Claude on https://t.co/ZhTwG8d1e5 or download the app.
CryptoSoulz @SoulzBTC
127K Followers 1K Following Trading Bitcoin since 2018. Law Graduate. Full time trader.
Marry Evan @marryevan999
45K Followers 46 Following Exploring the future of AI and digital transformation. Sharing insights, tools and trends shaping tomorrow. DM for Collaboration 📥 [email protected]
AI Slop @AIslop_
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JP Sears @AwakenWithJP
607K Followers 450 Following Conscious comedian. Freedom from fear. Freedom of speech. Pronouns: His Holiness.
U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM
1.8M Followers 121 Following The official account of U.S. Central Command.
WAR @warsurv
209K Followers 3K Following Every conflict tells a story. We observe, analyze, and uncover the truths of war, terrorism, & global threats.
Patricia Marins @pati_marins64
400K Followers 787 Following . support my work here 👉🏻 PayPal: [email protected] pix: [email protected] join my Substack: @global21.substack.com
SportsCenter @SportsCenter
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Reuters @Reuters
26.4M Followers 1K Following Top and breaking news, pictures and videos from Reuters. For breaking business news, follow @ReutersBiz. Our daily podcast is here: https://t.co/KO0QFy0d3a
Marjorie Taylor Green... @mtgreenee
1.7M Followers 2K Following Former Congresswoman for GA-14, Christian, Mom, Small Business Owner, Proud American, AMERICA FIRST AMERICA ONLY🇺🇸
CBS News @CBSNews
9.9M Followers 645 Following Your source for original reporting and trusted news. 📺 CBS | Streaming on the CBS News app | @ParamountPlus
John Kennedy @SenJohnKennedy
1.7M Followers 1K Following Husband. Father. God lover. Animal lover. Sportsman. Former Louisiana Treasurer. Conservative Champion for Louisiana in the U.S. Senate.
TIME @TIME
18.5M Followers 472 Following News and current events from around the globe. Since 1923. Subscribe: https://t.co/yT0dueLEm0
The Wall Street Journ... @WSJ
22.3M Followers 1K Following Sign up for our newsletters and alerts: https://t.co/QevH0DLQi8 | Got a tip? https://t.co/iXIigdPjEZ | For WSJ customer support: https://t.co/DZgH9n53qg
Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace
769K Followers 2K Following From Waffle House ➡ The Citadel ➡ US House. Working hard serving South Carolina. #SouthCarolina @GOPoversight @HASCRepublicans 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
#ALTCOIN DEGEN @The_C0llector
609 Followers 948 Following Everything AI + Cryptos. I'm buying into the future of finance. ETFs will send cryptos to the moon; expect a parabolic run. Let's make money together.
Former Congresswoman ... @FmrRepMTG
5.4M Followers 1K Following Christian, Mother, Business Owner, and Former Congresswoman of Georgia’s 14th District |AMERICA FIRST AMERICA ONLY 🇺🇸
Anthropic @AnthropicAI
1.9M Followers 2 Following We're an AI safety and research company that builds reliable, interpretable, and steerable AI systems. Talk to our AI assistant @claudeai on https://t.co/FhDI3KQh0n.
BRICS News @BRICSinfo
2.1M Followers 2 Following We are an independent media company bringing you unparalleled coverage of all-things geopolitics & BRICS News in real-time. Not an official government account.
BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking
50.2M Followers 3 Following Breaking news alerts and updates from the BBC. For news, features, analysis follow @BBCWorld (international) or @BBCNews (UK). Latest sport news @BBCSport.
Dogecoin @dogecoin
4.4M Followers 44 Following Dogecoin is an open source peer-to-peer cryptocurrency, favored by shibas worldwide. Elon Musk thinks we're pretty cool. RTs are not endorsements.
Mindy MF Robinson �... @iheartmindy
440K Followers 10K Following Independent Journalist, Hidden History Buff, Gnostic Christian, Libertarian, Gypsy Queen, and Host of “Conspiracy Truths." 🔮
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