meggie @nonmegxistent

Joined July 2018

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meggie @nonmegxistent

2 years ago

Would it be too much if I told the fantasy group chat that I like when the boys roughhouse a little?

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Breaking my twitter hiatus (unintentional) to say I’m obsessed with this man at the local sandwich shop who took his shirt off outside, put it on to come in and get water, take it off when outside, put it back in to come in for more water, and take it off outside again.

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maria 🦇 @jasoctodd

2 years ago

hotd characters as viral tweets — a thread

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Ben Palmer @benjpalmer

2 years ago

Watching Bill Hader lose it in a Jiminy Glick interview is my new favorite thing

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SummerClub @sumerclub

2 years ago

This is what i mean when i say i wanna work remotely

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- @________0000111

2 years ago

sometimes divine protection feels like betrayal in the moment and that’s okay

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meggie @nonmegxistent

2 years ago

@churchofysl LOL

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📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares

2 years ago

A shift in the space time continuum was felt when this dropped

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden

2 years ago

what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭

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meggie @nonmegxistent

2 years ago

@nosmokenomore Be quiet I’ve had enough of you you beast! Beast? How dare you

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mary @elaine_stritch

2 years ago

💫AstralWingz💫 @Zhane_Star

2 years ago

Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.

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meggie @nonmegxistent

2 years ago

@jayythewave Nap

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❀ @Mi_Ainsel

2 years ago

This one belongs here

Imogen West-Knights @ImogenWK

2 years ago

there’s a genre of phrases that sound like they’re from the bible or like paradise lost, but really, really aren’t. like “there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see” which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others?