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Imagine having such a shitty life that this is how you decide to spend your time.
Imagine having such a shitty life that this is how you decide to spend your time.
to think that we discovered this week the rumors of the affair between Lewandowski and Kristi Noem wasn't even close to the worst thing she has done in her life.
Jost on Biden: "He must be exhausted orchestrating four separate trials against his rival; rigging the Super Bowl; and gearing up to steal a second election. Wow."
It speaks volumes that Trump had nothing better to do last night than watch President Biden and Colin Jost make fun of him at the #WHCD.
Holy shit @ColinJost 😂😂😂
A reminder that Trump was the one who backed out of debating in 2020 and refused to debate in the Republican primary this election cycle.
As I said, It Is What It Is! Proud Boys/'Antifa' 2.0 By the way, their 'Antifa' was Black Bloc. The same players are pushing this Crap! Tell me, isn't it something to see Erik Prince and James O'Keefe sitting in the same room. Actually, it's not funny, it's 2017-20 all over…
As I said, It Is What It Is! Proud Boys/'Antifa' 2.0 By the way, their 'Antifa' was Black Bloc. The same players are pushing this Crap! Tell me, isn't it something to see Erik Prince and James O'Keefe sitting in the same room. Actually, it's not funny, it's 2017-20 all over…
BREAKING: New polling shows President Biden is leading Donald Trump in the critical swing state of Michigan. This is a significant deal.
Just as the old gypsy lady foretold…Trump world finally gets that Steve Bannon’s plan to put a spoiler on the ballot went over badly. He’s a sloppy, scabrous alt-reich Nuon Chea with delusions of grandeur, so enjoy!
Follow @CenterlineAmer and tell us what you think. Contraception is being challenged at the state and federal level, but a majority of voters believe that increasing access is “about giving people the freedom to make decisions for themselves and their families.” Do you agree?
If Trump returns to office, he will: 1) Wreck the US legal system to escape consequences of his crimes and frauds; 2) Betray Ukraine and destroy NATO; 3) Wage trade wars and capsize the world economy. Latest in @TheAtlantic theatlantic.com/politics/archi…
Dad vs mom.. 🤣
I’m sure the joke about him farting himself awake in court didn’t help things
IF they went for the biggest fish named Ginni Thomas in the AZ election interference case, it would affect the rulings that Clarence can make. They're not doing that so it's going to plan B, whatever that is. Clarence Thomas is on the take and nobody pays taxes to be fucked over…
Just enjoying my morning coffee with a pair of hunting dogs I'd never consider shooting even when they eat out of the trash, which is about the worst thing they do because I took the time to bond with them and teach them how to behave and restrain them when they can't be trusted.
My top 5 Biden quotes from the Correspondent’s Dinner: dworkinsubstack.com/p/biden-clobbe…
Holy shit, still no sign of a sleepy Joe, just Dark Brandon.
MAGA Is beyond furious at President Biden Because Several dozen right wing accounts Including Greg Abbott have retweeted a story about two MS-13 gang members who murdered a girl in a satanic ritual The only problem? The murder occurred in 2017 WHEN TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT
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Wonder if mommy packed them hot pockets and capri suns for the walk?
It speaks volumes that Trump had nothing better to do last night than watch President Biden and Colin Jost make fun of him at the #WHCD.
Beautiful.
.@ColinJost: My grandfather voted for you in the last election he ever voted in. The reason he voted for you is because you’re a decent man. I thank you for your decency on behalf of my grandfather
As I said, It Is What It Is! Proud Boys/'Antifa' 2.0 By the way, their 'Antifa' was Black Bloc. The same players are pushing this Crap! Tell me, isn't it something to see Erik Prince and James O'Keefe sitting in the same room. Actually, it's not funny, it's 2017-20 all over…
Benjamin Netanyahu wants to artificially stoke protests in America to prevent us from focusing on protests against him in Israel. It also benefits MAGA to have a new antifa. Prove me wrong. cnn.com/2024/04/01/mid…
.@ColinJost: Donald Trump spent the last week falling asleep in court every morning, but Fox News said he was just being 'anti-woke'
BREAKING: New polling shows President Biden is leading Donald Trump in the critical swing state of Michigan. This is a significant deal.
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Jost talking about how the president reminds him of his late grandfather and his decency, is sweet, and surprisingly poignant, and should be a Biden ad.
📸 @PressSec @K_JeanPierre arrives at tonight's White House Correspondents' Dinner.
This point can’t be aired enough
Jost: The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion in fines for bank fraud and is currently spending his days farting himself awake during a porn star hush money trial and the race is tied? The race is tied. Nothing makes sense anymore.
Remember when Senate Republicans declined to convict because they said it was more appropriately left to the criminal courts? Because I do.
If you haven't seen it yet, I encourage you to look up the video of Colin Jost's speech at Saturday night's White House Correspondents Dinner. His remarks don't sparkle with as many wicked barbs as some other comedians who've spoken at this event, but he's intelligent, witty,…
“My Vice President actually endorses me.” — President Biden, White House Correspondent’s dinner
I’m sure the joke about him farting himself awake in court didn’t help things
IF they went for the biggest fish named Ginni Thomas in the AZ election interference case, it would affect the rulings that Clarence can make. They're not doing that so it's going to plan B, whatever that is. Clarence Thomas is on the take and nobody pays taxes to be fucked over…
President Biden: "The 2024 election is in full swing and yes, age is an issue. I'm a grown man, running against a 6 year old."
Colin Jost nails it!
Jost: How refreshing it is to see a president at an event that doesn't begin with a bailiff saying all rise? And, I would like to point out, it is after 10 Sleepy Joe is still awake. While Trump has spent the past week falling asleep in court every morning.
This is so very good.
Powerful moment
.@ColinJost: My grandfather voted for you in the last election he ever voted in. The reason he voted for you is because you’re a decent man. I thank you for your decency on behalf of my grandfather