𝚓 @notjunieb

Joined March 2009

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22 hours ago

Watching Ally McBeal for the first time, and why is there a gospel singing “don’t want no short people round here” for an uncles funeral 😭😭😭

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a day ago

I was gonna DoorDash breakfast but then I was like nah that’s a waste of money, and booked a tattoo instead ☺️☺️

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a day ago

Jokes on me cause all the cards on my uber account are expired and I don’t have my current one on me 😭😭😭

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a day ago

Jokes on me cause all the cards on my uber account are expired and I don’t have my current one on me 😭😭😭

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a day ago

My oldest has a house key and he locked the door and went to school while I was walking the dog. Now I’m locked out. No keys, gotta uber to the damn school 😭😭😭

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2 days ago

My thyroid levels being detectable after I have my thyroid removed truly shows how down bad I was for years with that lil bitch inside

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2 days ago

As much as I love Costco., I hate when I fall in love with a product that only Costco carries nearby and then they snatch it away from you and never stock it again

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2 days ago

My calendar cleared my endocrinologist appointment today at a new location so I have no clue where to go 🙃🙃🙃

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3 days ago

Very much needed today 💕

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3 days ago

Accidentally cracked my bank card and after ordering a new one to be mailed, I learned of the Canada post strike 🙃

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5 days ago

My babysitter turns 21 today, she’s a lil baby 🥹

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7 days ago

Started a new book and there was a spelling mistake within the first two pages ☹️

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a week ago

I’m still missing a professor for a class I was supposed to have a test in today. No updates or anything?? Do I get like half my money back for this shit show of a semester or….

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Men are not attractive anymore and im not even talking about looks. they are so disrespectful, want princess treatment, can't communicate, can't connect emotionally, immature and more.. is a complete turn off.

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a week ago

Im just fucking tired man

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a week ago

Ughhhhh

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2 weeks ago

Sometimes I want another baby, but whenever someone tells me they’re pregnant I’m horrified for them, like nooo don’t do that

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2 weeks ago

Every time I get my nails done, I show the girlies a pic and they’re like “bet” and eat that shit up better than the picture every fucking time.

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2 weeks ago

happy first day of fall! 🍂

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2 weeks ago

Like wow, who knew my phone was white?? Why would I pick a white phone???? I thought it was that navy blue colour the whole time

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2 weeks ago

I always make such a big deal about my iPhone colour only to cover it with a case and be surprised every single time I take my phone case off at what colour lies beneath