notryanleaf @notryanleaf
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@SethMacFarlane shocking. All hillbilly states
I could really use a cinnabon right now
I think the Oakland Raiders could benefit from me at QB.. I've been leading the penal football team.
@FakeTimTebow bring me some chicken nuggets!
They are calling #manziel Leaf 2.0. I just call him ManZeal
Hey now that shitty Headley is gone, maybe I could play third for #padres.
Drew Brees says he feels 25 and could play 10 more years. That is from all the hugs I gave him in camp.
Man, tim tebow is a virgin? I had sex with random prostitutes in Florida when I was 11.
#oaklandraiders have called me asking me to back up Palmer. I also told them i could run the ball since darren mcfadden is such a pussy.
@timtebow reminds me of myself, except I can throw the football and he has a sexual relationship with @skipbayless
@Joy_of_Painter Don't tell Coach C ive been giving you advice the last two weeks. I want to surprise him.
Tony Romo just found out his kid is actually from the loins of a Leaf. That is why he sucked so bad tonight. #pullouttechnique
I'm thinking the colts might need me. #insurancepolicy
Whats up bitches? Fresh out of the pen and back in yo asses...NotRyanLeaf is back in effect...where the roofies at?
Back in San Diego with a disguise. Last time, I was punched in my face.
I hate the east coast. Snow means no one leaves their house and no painkillers for me
RT @fakebrett: #FF @notjakedelhomme @notgeorgeoleary @notjimrome @notryanleaf @notjerrymanuel @NotMattMillen @fauxroywilliams #fakesunite
gabriela @tqmgabriela800
28 Followers 296 Following Encamor lo de menos es loskinsultos; lo grave es cuando empiezan los bostezos - Enrique Jardiel Poncela
TM Sports Podcast @TMSportsPodcast
36 Followers 315 Following Two guys from Central Pennsylvania dish about sports and sometimes other loosely related topics. Most of the time one of us kinda knows what we're talking about
Hi! I'm Zack! @GreinkeLogic
304 Followers 307 Following I live in a multimillion dollar treehouse with Rally Monkey in Mike Trout's backyard. Ryan Braun is my mortal enemy. This is not the real Zack Greinke.
Charita Stanfield @Chocolatedoll41
77 Followers 536 Following I am a strong independant woman.thanking god for all his blessings i love him for loving me.
Matt Murphy @Murph3280
106 Followers 1K Following
NotPeytonManning @RealFakePeyton
197 Followers 453 Following A stone cold NFL QB, MVP every season, face of the Colts, NFL and all things football related!
Fake Ian Eagle @NotIanEagle
103 Followers 254 Following Voice of the NFL playoffs, college basketball, and utter manhood.
RyanTheCenaFan54 @RyanTheCenaFan
468 Followers 1K Following Hi guys!! My Name Is Ryan I Am Downsyndrome, So Please Be Nice And Don't Insult Me. My Favorite wrestlers are Cena,Sheamus, Rey Mysterio,and the Big Show
Not Troy Smith @FakeTroySmith
10 Followers 65 Following Im da greatest quartaback eva (not associated in any way with the real troy smith)
KD @KDForSix1
679 Followers 491 Following Lots of #CanesTalk #BrownsTalk and randomness. #FuckOsu #KDorsal #HurricaneKenny
Anonymous @AnonymousVictus
240 Followers 1K Following Husband Iroquois Native American. We were conquered not colonized. Helen Keller Denier. MAGA Forever.
Doug Stewart @dougstewartpro
201 Followers 1K Following Doug Stewart is a Nationally Recognized Motivational Speaker and also the Director of Faith Formation & Ministry for the Archdiocese of Anchorage.
Faux Eli Manning© @FauxEliManning
900 Followers 447 Following Giants ELIte QB. I'd be better, but mom loves Peyton more. Clearly a fake account. played by @Lorman13
Michael Krzyzewski I @NotCoachK
125 Followers 80 Following Almost NCAA #winning-most Duke coach. Dammit, Derrick Williams. From mean street Chicago. Don't mess with me, I'll buy your hometown and turn it into a charity
Fay Vincent @FayVincent
299 Followers 601 Following I'm not THAT Fay Vincent, the 8th Commissioner of Major League Baseball. I'm the other Fay Vincent. This is a Parody Account.
Ricky Williams @FakeRicky
82 Followers 104 Following I run hard and roll blunts for the baltimore ravens. I enjoy yoga and my eye visor. Follow me to get Blazeddd
Andrew Gau @ajgau
127 Followers 472 Following
Not Gus Johnson @NotGusJohnson
559 Followers 53 Following Not the FX CFB/FOX NFL/Madden Announcer. No sir.
Fake Matt Leinart @FakeMattLeinart
69 Followers 57 Following
FakeMattCassel @FakeMattCassel
735 Followers 127 Following Ladies man, high school football starter, journeyman, FREE AGENT (call me!), American hero & future Hall of Famer! (PARODY ACCOUNT - NOT THE REAL AWESOME MATT)
(Fake) Matt Forte @fakeforte
391 Followers 754 Following just a guy tryna make it happen. and find some hot wings.
Justin Ulrich @jfu5129
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haywood jahbloughmie @heywoould
1 Followers 31 Following
Donny Mac @Fake_Donovan
6 Followers 36 Following
FlyEaglesFly @MFlyEaglesFly
312 Followers 3K Following Broadway, Sports, Work, Family, reality TV. Eagles, Phillies, Sixers
Liam Byrne @rugbyrne3
66 Followers 239 Following
Not Jared Allen @NotJaredAllen
331 Followers 24 Following Trucker Hats, Copenhagen, Mountain Dew, Snuggies, Doublewides, Maury Povich, Mullets and Karaoke.
Fitz @Fitzburg
220 Followers 2K Following
Not Matt Millen @NotMattMillen
699 Followers 58 Following Esteemed former President and General Manager of the Detroit Lions during the glory days; football expert. (Not the real Matt Millen.)
Josh The Ticket Guy @JoshDaTicketGuy
128 Followers 52 Following I was doing my job, but called someone with 2200 Twitter followers looking for a fight, now my childrens can't eat.
Tiger Woods @FauxTigerWoods
785 Followers 110 Following Just trying to get the ball in the hole...the golf ball...yeah that one (yes, this is parody)
Whiny Philip Rivers @WhinyPhilRivers
2K Followers 607 Following Better than @NotJayCutler. #ChargersGTL: Getting sacked, Throwing picks, Losing. #MrDecember #BeAPhilsciple #AllHailKingPhil #GetPhillyWitIt (Parody Account)
Not Emmitt Smith @FakeEmmitt
186 Followers 43 Following This is a joke account and no offense to the real Emmitt is intended. I am just a fan.
NotJulius Peppers @UnJuliusPeppers
417 Followers 44 Following What do you mean I'm back in Carolina again?. Mo Money!
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
11.7M Followers 474 Following Go pre-order my new album "Seth MacFarlane Sings The Muppets" out September 18!
Not Kurt Warner @NotKurtWarner
358 Followers 326 Following We're all children of God, except the Mormons ... I care much for them.
Fake Dan Snyder @FakeDanSnyder
2K Followers 2K Following Not affiliated with the Redskins or the NFL. Parody account. I own the Redskins and someday the NFL
Not Matt Millen @NotMattMillen
699 Followers 58 Following Esteemed former President and General Manager of the Detroit Lions during the glory days; football expert. (Not the real Matt Millen.)
1Weather @OneLouderApps
3.7M Followers 37K Following 1weather - trusted source of weather for 35M users
Brian @beilbott
140 Followers 170 Following Creative Director. Brands, Agencies, Startups + Crypto. Always here, rarely tweet.
Tiger Woods @FauxTigerWoods
785 Followers 110 Following Just trying to get the ball in the hole...the golf ball...yeah that one (yes, this is parody)
FakeMattCassel @FakeMattCassel
735 Followers 127 Following Ladies man, high school football starter, journeyman, FREE AGENT (call me!), American hero & future Hall of Famer! (PARODY ACCOUNT - NOT THE REAL AWESOME MATT)
John Lackmann @jrlackmann
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