Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

Joined July 2012

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

7 days ago

@Jennifer55gt Girl, please... You ain't got enough money to support me for a weekend. Let alone a lifetime. What kinda prenup we talking? Oh yeah, my boyfriend has to be part of the deal too. #NoPrenupNoIDo

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

7 days ago

@Georgia_07os Accidently cheats? Wtf if accidentally cheating? Ooops, I tripped, fell and my dick landed inside him. Accidently cheat and I'm gonna accidentally forget he ever existed and go live my life, on purpose. #BoyBye

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@emmii_67 Women

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3 weeks ago

@FloraLuzz_ I'm guessing you're standing in front of the one that answers your question perfectly. Men's sign on the left. Women's sign on the right. And one door in between them.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@Ella_5b8 Only if he isn't already to busy vacuuming the floor, washing and folding the laundry and making the kids lunches for school tomorrow. After those are done, yes he should get right on those dishes.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@Emma7795 No need. I can smell it from here and you need to get that checked out. Like girl, why would you even ask that question.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@RobertaFresque2 1st- sharpies and vodka do not belong together. 2nd- how bad is that FTA agents job when this individual sets off the metal detector and needs secondary screening. And 3rd-for some reason she just looks like she's a biter. Like if you get close enough, your gonna get bit.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@DILLIGAF666_ Holy fucking inappropriateness. And there has to be some irony in the fact the stick figure is black. But holy fucking inappropriateness.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@FunkyRedDevil Pizza

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@Emma_224vi Can't read the pre nup, no idea I don't really have erectile dysfunction. And finally, whenever I get bored and need a little entertainment, a game I call rearrange all the furniture in the house. And see what happens.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@RossyPrime As much is I despise those fuckheads. Low-key, id be first in line at spirit Halloween to buy a legit looking ice costume and be eating good every day.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@D_onald_trump47 And yet, all my ex boyfriends are still here. We should be able to make suggestions on who gets deported.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@emmii_67 I know my mom told me not to get in a car with strangers. But this person says they have the king size candy bars. Not just the little candies.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@malik_alee66879 Bitch thought it was funny when she sucked the helium from the balloon and her voice got all high and squeaky for a short time. Someone wasn't paying attention and let her near the helium tank and BAM! Now she's got helium tank face.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@otokyo__ Happy

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@Emmaiid11 Maybe there would be less of a chance of that happening if you would stop making dumbass signs and standing in front of the capital building asking that question. Go home and stay there.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@Ella_5b8 Ummm probably not for long. The teacher on the left is gonna get caught sleeping with the underage boy because he's gonna go tell all his friends that he's banging the teacher.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@malik_alee66879 Semen. That's pretty self explanatory

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@ojessie__ Going to a shady nightclub and leaving your drink unsupervised for a little while. Then drinking it as fast as you can when you get back to it.

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Ryan Sallis @notthewrongryan

3 weeks ago

@TrumpAccount47 Honey, put the sign down. I get the idea your trying to express. But you're kinda just calling yourself a moron. I agree, Trump is very similar to hitler in allot of ways. And he should not be the leader of our country by any means. He cannot possibly be Hitler.