nss-ds.bsky (note: dash not underscore) @nss_ds

Twinja refugee. Never been thirsty online. Music writer and NY 🍕 eater. Shorts antagonist; crocs hater. Mpreg faver. Chance is my Elvis. Hey I'm tweetin here! Joined March 2016

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nss-ds.bsky (note: dash not underscore) @nss_ds

2 months ago

Everyone likes a really nice carousel

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3 months ago

That perfect day when the wife takes the kid to the in-laws

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3 months ago

I am beating my face into the steering wheel so hard it is permanently bent

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nss-ds.bsky (note: dash not underscore) @nss_ds

5 months ago

I price checked a vending machine and it gave me 5 diet cokes a blue Powerade and $2.15 in nickels and quarters

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nss-ds.bsky (note: dash not underscore) @nss_ds

7 months ago

That guy on the street, who looks like a guy everyone knew in high school, but is never actually that guy

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7 months ago

Questioning some life choices after I ordered lunch at Taco Bell and they gave me 3 forks

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nss-ds.bsky (note: dash not underscore) @nss_ds

8 months ago

If only porn bots like your tweets but no one sees it does it still make a ratio

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8 months ago

I’m not sure what’s funnier to me. That the NFL really has to let “Not Like Us” go on the halftime show after the Grammys sweep, or that the guy at the table pushing for the pedophile song is probably Jay Z

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nss-ds.bsky (note: dash not underscore) @nss_ds

8 months ago

What the fuck is this Claude Debussy tribute to Quincy Jones

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8 months ago

what idiot called it arrogant homeowners struggling to complete an air sealing project after watching YouTube videos and not caulk suckers

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Cal Hand Luka @coolhandluka_

8 months ago

BNO News Live @BNODesk

8 months ago

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nss-ds.bsky (note: dash not underscore) @nss_ds

9 months ago

Lynch was a Mendoza-level film guy and a Socrates-level philosopher. I didn’t know him personally but saw him speak a few times. I 100% believe anyone who says he changed their outlook on life. It was incredibly obvious he was someone to model “how to spend your life” after. RIP

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9 months ago

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9 months ago

Antonio Brown

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9 months ago

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nss-ds.bsky (note: dash not underscore) @nss_ds

9 months ago

This is all pretty good advice, but you have to make a value consideration if you need to bring in an adjuster. If you think you’re owed $300k and insurance offers $80k, it’s smarter to pay an adjuster 10% of the $240k they might get you over taking the $80k on principle.