Nuber @nuber997

Ne'er Do Well at 99.7 The Blitz and rabid fan of the Oxford comma. theblitz.com Columbus, Ohio Joined January 2010

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Nuber @nuber997

2 years ago

@mhspolarbears @PolarBearHoops Site indicates "Sold Out." Will there be any available at the venue?

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Nuber @nuber997

5 years ago

@anthonycwalker You don't.

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Nuber @nuber997

5 years ago

Five years ago, for a brief second, I was relevant. Nothing but mediocrity and sadness since. @JeremyClarkson has the magic touch.

Nuber @nuber997

10 years ago

Is it just me, or is @MrJamesMay beginning to resemble an elderly woman? @JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond

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Nuber @nuber997

5 years ago

Someone please just find me a new profile pic. This one sucks, but I just can't seem to change it.

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5 years ago

My cat's snot rocket was undisputably impressive this morning.

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Nuber @nuber997

5 years ago

"I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong." I really like this.

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Nuber @nuber997

5 years ago

@KO20211 Welp. That looks delicious. The US HQ for Brew Dog is right down the street from me. Going to check on it's availability later.

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Nuber @nuber997

5 years ago

So I have a party idea...

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I feel like the legendary dependability of Toyota Trucks has more than a little culpability in the resurgence of the Taliban. If they were driving Chevy Aveos, their territory would be limited to areas within a few blocks of an AutoZone.

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Nuber @nuber997

5 years ago

Drunk, Mick Jagger once phoned Watts in the middle of the night, asking, "Where's my drummer?" He reportedly got up, shaved, dressed in a suit, put on a tie, just to punch Jagger in the face, saying: "Don't ever call me your drummer again. You're my fucking singer!" RIP

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Nuber @nuber997

5 years ago

Most people don't know who Trevor Moore is. Watch this and you'll never forget him. youtu.be/QEQOvyGbBtY

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Nuber @nuber997

5 years ago

"...while she was still living, right?" -a completely reasonable question given the circumstances.

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Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson

5 years ago

If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.

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Nuber @nuber997

5 years ago

72 hours difference. Hopefully another melon pops here shortly otherwise this beast might get watermelonely. #dwc #puns

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Nuber @nuber997

5 years ago

My DWC watermelon plant was about the size of a baseball a month ago. It has now grown to the point that it poses a threat to wildlife and trespassing children. Needless to say I'm thrilled by this.