Nutty Jokes @nuttyjokes
Hand picked jokes and funny one liners that should bring a smile to your face. Please pass the humor along. LOL and live long! x.com/nuttyjokes Everywhere Joined December 2009-
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''Waiter there's a fly in my soup!'' ''Well, that's the fly that knows good soup!''
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My doctor never mentioned to me that one of the side effects of the medicine that he prescribed for me was poverty.
Every piece of equipment in our office is covered by insurance........except the clock.And our employees are always watching that.
My business is so bad that yesterday I went to my fovorite lunch spot and they refused to serve me the businessman's lunch.
Never accept a Thanksgiving dinner invitation from anyone who's standing in the Supermarket Express check out line.
Most Newyork Italians are called Tony because on the boat over to America,they wore a sticker that said:''TO NY.''
I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes.''Have you seen a doctor?'' ''No,just spots.''
His wife entered the bank and said,''I'd like to open a joint account.A checking account for me and a deposit account for my husband.''
There are three ways to play Hockey:rough,rougher and ''i'll help you find your teeth if you help me find mine.''
My girlfriend is bow-legged and I am knocked-kneed.When we stand together in swimming suits we spell OX.
I bought a two -story house.The real estate agent gave me one story before I bought it,and another one after.
She had such buck teeth that she could eat an apple through my catcher's mask.
My wife said,''You're so wrapped up in golf you don't even remember our wedding day!'' ''sure I do,that's (cont) http://spr.ly/l/6017J3N
My girlfriend was so ugly that when I took her to the beach the tide refused to come in.
A prison man carrying a dozen convicts collided with a cement truck.Police say to be on the guard for twelve hardened Criminals.
May be I worry too much about money,but you'd worry too.If your wife was just elected to the MasterCard Hall of Fame.
Do you realize that if it wasn't for Christmas we would never get to know our wife's sizes?
They had a mistletoe hanging at the airport baggage center so you could kiss your luggage good-bye.
''You're coughing so easily this morning,''the doctor said.''I should be,''replied the patient..''I've been practicing all night.''
His plane was flying through a terrible storm. The flight attendant said,''Do something religious.''So he took up a collection.
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