Oddermelon @oddermelon
I’m doin goofs over here Joined February 2019-
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The Dark Crystal (1982) "Another World, Another Time... In the Age of Wonder." Directors: Jim Henson, Frank Oz Starring: Jim Henson, Kathryn Mullen, Frank Oz
Signing up for an MMA fight and getting my ass absolutely kicked, as a bit
If you hate a certain race or you judge a person strictly based upon the class that they’ve been placed in, don’t even TRY to call yourself a NASCAR fan dude. Because you’re not
🎵 Banana oh na na 🎵 🎵 Half of my heart is a banana oh na na🎵
Placing a sign in my front lawn that says “honey for sale” so potential intruders assume I own thousands of bees & can/will use them to bust on a mother fucker
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985) "Before a lifetime of adventure came the adventure of a lifetime" Director: Barry Levinson Starring: Nicholas Rowe, Alan Cox
Yeah I filled out a BRACKET, a Big Religious Acknowledgment of my lord & savior Christ (Jesus) K I don’t have time E to finish this joke format because T i am too busy praying
The lead singer of The Beach Boys is the Sandman. Thank you
The journey to 10,000 followers begins with a single tweet. this tweet. this very Good tweet
Great thing to have in your back pocket if you ever need to hide ur microwave. No thanks necessary, just pay it forward
Whitest things a person can do: 1. Camping 2. “Fun runs” 3. Attain $1B through the systematic exploitation of the common person 4. “Polar plunge”
*cop sees his mom driving right behind him* Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck *drives past* Oh thank god
*shouting @ dudes vaping across street* I’LL SHOW YOU SOME “JUULS” alright *grabs crotch* *pulls out two large gems* “SAPPHIRES. ...Probably shouldn’t be carrying them around”
Why are they called grad students and not academia nuts
Kid Rock: it’s all good Me: yep Kid: it’s all in fun Me: uh huh Kid: get in the pit and try to love someone Me: *looks up* what’s that now
Cory @cklashine
188 Followers 691 Following Sorry for all the Pistons tweets. Less sorry about the political stuff. Letterboxd: CoryK
Vintage Movie Trailer... @ComingSoonToOwn
342 Followers 45 Following A twitter account dedicated to posting film trailers and encouraging everyone to simply watch more movies. Letterboxd: CoryK
Vintage Movie Trailer... @ComingSoonToOwn
342 Followers 45 Following A twitter account dedicated to posting film trailers and encouraging everyone to simply watch more movies. Letterboxd: CoryKTrends for United States
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