not a stripper @offthepole
Dispatches from a girl working behind the scenes at an upscale strip club. new york city Joined April 2010-
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attn ladies who plan their fiancee's bachelor party: you don't look "hip" or "progressive." you just look controlling and distrusting.
Our club smells like LOTS of air freshener. Cigarettes. And those terrible incense bundles you're supposed to burn to clean the air.
"Time Out New York, calling for fact-checking: are your waitresses still 'corset-clad'?" I had to put them on hold to keep from laughing.
making covert deliveries of VIP passes to high-end hotels, as well as some places you might not expect, like a very exclusive country club.
i love sorting bar tabs. mainly i love looking at drivers licenses of the guys who pay for 2 bottles of gin and then one stoli razz+tonic.
ever wonder why every stripper smells sorta the same? it's the communal basket of bath+body works plumeria stuff, hairspray, +self-tanner.
ok. EVERY toilet at work is broken. 2 don't lock, 1 is missing a seat (?), 1 won't flush.
i've been given free rein of the strip club kitchen. "you can have anything you want, as long as you cook it yourself." definite job perk.
(also, girl who called and asked that sounded about 16 years old.)
"what's the age to get in to your strip club?" "21." "and what about on the weekends?" (aren't you lucky, saturday is HIGH SCHOOL NIGHT!)
in other news, this greeted me outside the strip club today: http://imgur.com/IVckJ.jpg
yuck. just found an old sandwich wrapped in a leopard tube top in the office.
carried a bunch of bottles of champagne around and now my arms hurt. #whitegirlproblems
strip club lunch means i can have anything i can throw in the deep fryer.
"don't walk around here without shoes on. we wage chemical warfare on these carpets." i'll let you know if i still have toes tomorrow.
we have 4 ghosts- 2 in the club, 1 in the kitchen, and 1 in the champagne room. STRIPPER GHOSTS!
interesting- learning about the 60/40 loophole. can get around zoning laws if 60% of the building is non-topless. so we have a restaurant.
slow day answering phones....only one call. someone thinking we are the police station.
actual work email: "hi i am giancarlo i will be coming from italy. i want to know if i can have sex with the girls. thank you."
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