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i want to tweet but i’d also like to be employed someday so here’s whatever this is a government watch list Joined May 2019-
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Hat: on my head Black t shirt: wearing it Drink: sipping it Your girl: keeps hitting me up The boys: I’m with them Friday mode is activated
hot girl summer and white boy summer are cool and all but have you tried sad cowboy summer
asking a redhead if they’re Irish is a microaggression
by the grace of god i am going to make this outfit a reality
Brady is Mahomes daddy now (which of course implies he’s going to kiss him on the lips)
If you told me in 2011 this little fucker was going to end up as one of the primary figureheads in the people’s revolution against Wall Street I would have absolutely lost my shit
first day of classes who finna get this money with me
*refused to watch today’s inauguration due to the serious lack of playboi carti*
You will never catch me on a cruise ship that’s on god
Not even 2020 could take Betty White bruh this woman is indestructible
“Yeah dude I send her a picture of my spitter and she doesn’t leave me on open”
Me and my peers with disadvantaged jawlines propose that the mask mandate be extended indefinitely
work out in a crop top t-shirt call that a training bra
Why is it when women masturbate it sounds nice like “playing with their pussy” and when a guy does it it’s aggressive words like “spank” or “choke” like maybe instead of “beating my meat” I’m trynna “treat my meat” damn
sleep in a race car bed because i’m known to take ‘em for a few laps 😈 jk it’s because i finish fast
Trynna get sponsored by pampers because I’ve lost control how much I’m shitting on you mf
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