Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

Hate soup. Never had peeps. Never tried Ranch dressing. Never been to Taco Bell. Why start now? Never lost Jenga. Parody account. @RubeHoller Joined February 2016

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Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

2 years ago

So, President Biden finally acknowledged his 7th grandchild years after her birth, on a Friday afternoon, in the media doldrums of summer. Very brave. Poor child, bless her in her circumstances. @AandGShow

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Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

3 years ago

See Jack, bad things happen to bad people. You asked on air the other day, "Why don't serial killers die of heart attacks in the commission of crimes?" Here you go, he wasn't a serial killer, but he killed his gf and died while burying her body. @AandGShow foxnews.com/us/south-carol…

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Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

5 years ago

Just saw Nate Silver on ABC news making commentary regarding the Georgia runoff election. He looked like he had just been mauled by a stray dog. @AandGShow #georgiarunoff x

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Ben Shapiro @benshapiro

5 years ago

Important reminder: while we all stress over the election, for virtually all of human history people weren't allowed to choose their own leaders and lived in utter impoverishment -- and for billions all over the globe, that's still true. America is a pretty amazing place.

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Armstrong and Getty @AandGShow

5 years ago

Biden is leaning more and more on his “I’m righteously angry because I’m so right” thing. Coming off as phony. #DebateTonight #Debates2020

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Mollie @MZHemingway

5 years ago

I know it's a reflection of their campaign theme, too, but Trump is very hopeful and optimistic about ability of Americans to conquer Coronavirus and Biden predicts a "dark winter" of discontent and horror.

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Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

5 years ago

Justice Kavanaugh should send Judge Barrett a "Hang in there" cat poster. It would be encouraging for her, I'm sure.

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Carmichael Dave @CarmichaelDave

5 years ago

These guys aren’t going to have energy left for the swimsuit competition

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Carmichael Dave @CarmichaelDave

5 years ago

Some debate highlights

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Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

5 years ago

I predict a huge bump in polls for Biden after this. Of course, .5% would be a huge bump, since there really isn't a lot of undecided's. @AandGShow

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Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

5 years ago

I honestly can see foundation being built around this debate to justify Biden not participating in anymore debates. @AandGShow

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Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

5 years ago

Biden is like he's trying to swat a fly bugging him @AandGShow

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Armstrong and Getty @AandGShow

5 years ago

My straight razor is good and rusty. I’m ready. JG

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Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

6 years ago

"Oh Monica, You didn't. Oh Monica, Monica, Monica." Linda Tripp of Clinton-Lewinsky scandal fame dead at 70 @AandGShow foxnews.com/politics/linda…

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Timothy Sandefur @TimothySandefur

6 years ago

That’s correct. So what does this teach us, class, about putting more of our lives in the hands of the government?

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Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

6 years ago

Did anyone else notice Kavanaugh sipping a beer from under his robes? Of course, he probably shouldn't have entered the chamber yelling, "Hey b------! I'm back!" @AandGShow #SOTU

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Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

6 years ago

A&G May 14 Hour 2, Moon Mules, last 2 minutes had me and my son laughing so hard. Holy crap! Best 2 minutes. @AandGShow @PositiveSean youtu.be/tFxzohbXLSo

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Ol' Simple Jack @olsimplejack

6 years ago

If Michelangelo doesn't pin a merkin to his car during his HOA's garage "inspection" he's really missing out. Be a shame to miss that opportunity to promote the varied and multiple uses of the merkin. I'm sure there's nothing in the bylaws prohibiting that. @AandGShow