Atul Khatri @one_by_two
A henpecked husband, a father, a comic & a writer who always orders his soup 1 x 2 even when eating alone.For bookings [email protected] atulkhatri.com Mumbai Joined April 2009-
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Prashant Bhushan countering Palki Sharma at Oxford union!
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NOTA is not an option. It doesn’t help anyone. If you truly care about your country please go and vote with your moral compass intact ! Your vote can make all the difference.
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@himantabiswa Hyundai Grand i10 Nios facelift before Modi Govt? 🤔
People of UP. Please watch this video and yes please Vote 👍
People of UP. Please watch this video and yes please Vote 👍
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'Congress will snatch your mangalsutra, says PM Modi. #mangalsutra #2024elections
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Indians can now apply for a tourist Schengen Visa with validity of 5 years. Now see how the European economy picks up 👍😂
Went to an electronics shop to buy a memory card for my digital camera. He said look between A and F on your keyboard.
American Express - their cards don't even work in the American Express Lounge 😂😂
American Express - their cards don't even work in the American Express Lounge 😂😂
Wait till Singapore and Hong Kong start checking Patanjali spices 😁😁
Modiji is wrong when he said that the Congress will take wealth of the common people and distribute it amongst the infiltrators. If you know history, they will distribute it amongst themselves 😁
First time in 12 years a candidate has won a Lok Sabha poll unopposed. This shows the real "Surat" of this 2024 elections
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@AdeebPathan786 @itzzPankaj004 @one_by_two Yes he is atul sir 🙂
@one_by_two Totally agree— a simpler way out would be like in the UAE. Any Indian Passport holder with an American Visa is granted visa on arrival, in UAE.
@one_by_two so nice to see you here at the show. My husband is your biggest fan and was so happy to see you.
This is an important story, which needs to be widely read, discussed, and acted upon: himalmag.com/politics/relia…
@amit_sethi @one_by_two You were terrific tonight as well! Thoroughly enjoyed the show
Great to meet Atul Khatri @one_by_two and see him perform tonight.
@one_by_two Thank you sir!!! Appreciate you as always ♥️♥️♥️
“Is the Citizenship Amendment Act anti-Muslim and pro-Hindu?” Throwback to 2020 when lawyer and writer Abhinav Chandrachud tore apart India's changes in the CAA.
@one_by_two Khatri sahab kabhi dawaat pr aaiye to aapki mehman nawazi ki jae♥️♥️♥️
@one_by_two That's Zodiacist! 😡 You can't paint all Geminis with the same brush.
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Happy Birthday to the sexy old man of StandUp Comedy @one_by_two
Many many happy returns of the day dear @one_by_two
Alright fine, here are my 29 slides explaining Tenet
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@one_by_two Ok I stand corrected "Mann Ki Baat"...thanks 🙏
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