C-BONE @onfullalert
don’t invite me in from the jungle, and not expect to get dirt on the floor Los angeles Joined May 2011-
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My life’s a joke and I’m just tryna make it to the punchline
I’m still amazed, every single time, at how long it takes a pot of water to come to a rolling boil…
The modern kitchen should come equipped with a range oven, a nice set of knives, a large pantry, and a Rhodes piano if you really wan cook
I’m soooooo ba-roque , I can’t even pay attention 🫡
Delta…first class prices, third world service.
The World Cup is the live version of that poster on the wall at the barbershop with all the different men’s cuts.
LOST! Shapeshifting emotional support organism. If found, DO NOT ENGAGE!
If you want something you’ve never had; you’ve got to do something you’ve never done.
New retail idea: Do people with eye patches put on a sexy one for that special occasion or anniversary? Instead of Victoria’s Secret it could be called Williams Mistake, or Gregory’s Accident.
You never hear about horror villains families… like Jim Krueger: Freddie’s brother the dermatologist, or Nathan vorhees: Jason’s kid brother who is a former lacrosse player, and top selling real estate agent in Wilmington; and what about Pin-heads little sister Chalk-lips?
New campbells chunky soup campaign: The mishapen hands of a starving irradiated man dig through the black scorched earth. There, glimmering in the faint sun of nuclear winter, a can of beef stew is unearthed. Cambells: “when survival is all you have left”
In a world full of pussies somebody’s got to be a dick
If vampires were real their wouldn’t be a homeless crisis.
💡💡New Movie Idea :💡💡 The Breakfast Club, but all the characters are cannibals
@RevDeuceWindham @RossJacksonNOLA Struggled mightily
Clarissa Allen @drClariissayj2
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Nick Groh @nikmrch
37 Followers 162 Following enjoy laughing and having a good time. laughter keeps us sane in a crazy world.
Rolo “Screaming” ... @PoorOldRoloTony
12K Followers 5K Following “Disgusting Woke Pig” - Jeff Wells. “The Reason the Film Criticism Industry is Collapsing” - Sasha Stone. Vegas-Residency Co-Host on @GuysGotJuice.
Little Green Men @lgm_nft
4K Followers 0 Following 10,000 Unique Aliens with a mission to promote space exploration and education! https://t.co/5NsrUKN2b7
Melrose Action @melroseaction
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equal @djequal
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Deanna Barillari @deannabarillari
471 Followers 775 Following Terrible Tweeter. Producer of things. Has very small hands.
Kelsey Talton @Kelsography
207 Followers 171 Following Cinematographer, dog lover 🐶. IG: @kelsography
Ross Jackson @RossJacksonNOLA
24K Followers 999 Following @lockedonnetwork Host Locked On #Saints 🎙| Saints Beat Writer @LASportsDotNet ⚜️ | Saints Analyst @WWLTV 🎥
Katherine Terrell @Kat_Terrell
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Jeff Duncan @JeffDuncan_
57K Followers 6K Following Columnist: The Times-Picayune/NOLA.com • Analyst: WVUE-TV • Author: A Life Impossible; Payton & Brees; From Bags to Riches; Tales from the Saints Sideline
Larry Holder @LarryHolder
35K Followers 794 Following @TheAthletic senior writer — sports collectibles and memorabilia. Previously covered NFL/Saints for 19 seasons. [email protected]
Mike Triplett @MikeTriplett
76K Followers 1K Following Mike Triplett covers the New Orleans Saints for https://t.co/QZ8JUhexm2
Nick Underhill @nick_underhill
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RevDeuce @RevDeuceWindham
13K Followers 525 Following #StarTrek & #WarThunder Content Creator | @Twitch & @YouTube Partner | Former: #Saints @TheAthletic & Bleacher Report | Trained to Scout NFL by @TheScoutAcademy
John Hendrix @JohnJHendrix
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Canal St. Chronicles @SaintsCSC
31K Followers 604 Following Your source for all the latest news and information on the New Orleans Saints for @SBNation / Editor-in-Chief @TinaM_Howell
cal? @cal_gif
81K Followers 628 Following prisoner of war in the battle between Toyotathon and Happy Honda Days 🦕 everything else https://t.co/6L6sZWirTX
Michael Thomas @Cantguardmike
466K Followers 853 Following The genius thing that we did was, we didn't give up.
The Bonfire @TheBonfireSXM
59K Followers 748 Following @bigjayoakerson & @RobertKelly host #TheBonfire @siriusxm @factiontalk103 Mon-Thur 5-7pm ET! https://t.co/L2GJcqSk0S & https://t.co/ZSFMOyNiul #CrackleCrackle
TIME @TIME
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
12.7M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Reuters @Reuters
26.4M Followers 1K Following Top and breaking news, pictures and videos from Reuters. For breaking business news, follow @ReutersBiz. Our daily podcast is here: https://t.co/KO0QFy0d3a
Joe List @JoeListComedy
122K Followers 1K Following I'm a comedian & I have 4 one hour comedy specials available for free on YouTube “I Hate Myself” & “This Years Material” & “Enough For Everybody” & "Small Ball"
Drizzy @Drake
33.8M Followers 582 Following Partner @stake Casino and Sportsbook. https://t.co/5A9fT5TLuX https://t.co/a3CtEQrKTT
Sean Payton @SeanPayton
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Nick Groh @nikmrch
37 Followers 162 Following enjoy laughing and having a good time. laughter keeps us sane in a crazy world.
SpaceX @SpaceX
41.9M Followers 127 Following SpaceX designs, manufactures and launches the world’s most advanced rockets and spacecraft
The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln
2.8M Followers 1K Following "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.” – Abraham Lincoln 🏴☠️ | Home of #TheBreakdown and LP Podcast
Old School 80s @OldSchool80s
304K Followers 241 Following Daily doses of #80s pop culture reminders. Not meant to make you feel old, just awesome nostalgia. Also can find me on @RD80s and @trnsocial & more
Danny R. McBride @DannyRMcBride
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Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s
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The FADER @thefader
727K Followers 2K Following Look ahead. Instagram: https://t.co/mopKo59eN0 Mags & merch: https://t.co/UeitXoVrCL
Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans
348K Followers 3K Following Keeping up with good music. Discovering new music. No ceilings. See You Next Year. ⬇️
WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR
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50cent @50cent
12.5M Followers 40 Following G-UNIT FILM & TV, SIRE SPIRITS, G-UNIT RECORDS, G-UNIT STUDIOS, G-UNIT AUDIO & THE G-UNITY FOUNDATION, 50 CENT ACTION
Tom Hanks @tomhanks
13.9M Followers 19 Following I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?
Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect
50K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter account of the late great comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield, known for his iconic line “I don’t get no respect!”.You might like
