alex @oopsitsalex

23 • RN💉• dog mom🐾 Joined May 2009

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𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell

4 years ago

can we normalize hotel checkout times after 12pm

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trash jones @jzux

5 years ago

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

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Rachael Ray👩🏽‍🍳 @raaayparis_

5 years ago

Approved! Confirmed! Accepted! Cleared! Promoted! Congrats! Manifesting this✨ AMEN

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issy🫧 @islaamiyaah

5 years ago

anybody else parents just become chill asf after being strict for your whole life😂

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soup girl @jasminericegirl

5 years ago

a relationship should be 50/50. he gets fries for himself and I eat half of them

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ayeshaaaaa💞💞 @jkayy222

5 years ago

It’s the person you never saw coming that’ll change your life.

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Hunter Jackson-Oldham🏳️‍🌈 @oldamm7

5 years ago

Do u awkwardly play with the dog at a new persons house until u feel comfortable or are u normal

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Peach PRC @peachprc

5 years ago

making fun of someone's laugh is so mean 🥺 that's like the happiest sound they could possibly make and u makin em wanna stop 😠

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Whenever I hear that schools can’t force students to wear masks I remember that time I got sent to the principal’s office for a skirt that was shorter than my fingertips. I guess “indecent” or “distracting to boys” is more important than “slow the spread of a global pandemic.”

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pey @peydayreed

5 years ago

New Girl is like, not even just underrated or slept on, like it’s straight up ACTUALLY one of the funniest shows ever and it doesn’t get even close to the respect it deserves