nobody else in the teachers' lounge is hearing the lyrics to controversial band Seal & Croft's 'Summer Breeze' as 'Blowin' in the jazz bar in my mind' instead of 'Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind' rn
so beyond caring that when my high school students asked to see my prom pictures from almost a decade ago i just showed them. literally whatever. told them that i had tons of fun. debatable statement
reached for my gf's hand unconsciously and remembered she is literally 5,000 miles away from me right now. someone needs to euthanize me I cannot handle this
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