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Boring O'Reilly @oreilly_boring

2 years ago

I’m getting married tomorrow. I’ve heard some best man speeches in the past that mention some pretty reckless stories about the groom. I hope Mort doesn’t tell the story of me in college jaywalking across Norris St. to make it to class on time. Gotta keep the stories PG-rated

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3 years ago

Talking to my coworker Chad about this whole FTX crypto situation. Todd goes “SBF is gonna need some SPF because he’s catching some heat!” I replied saying sunscreen doesn’t actually have any defense against heat, but it’s used to reduce overall UV exposure. Chad walked away

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3 years ago

Since this may be the last night on Twitter I’ll say something that for years I thought was just too controversial to address: Poland Springs water is far superior to Aquafina and it’s not even close. If Twitter survives I hope I don’t get banned for this

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5 years ago

When the stimmy hits

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6 years ago

I’m also running out of breakfast ideas Mike. Today I stirred my coffee counter-clockwise instead of my normal clockwise rotation. Gotta keep things exciting in quarantine

Mike @HeyMoike

6 years ago

I’m also running out of breakfast ideas Mike. Today I stirred my coffee counter-clockwise instead of my normal clockwise rotation. Gotta keep things exciting in quarantine

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jeem @unclejeem

6 years ago

Did this so we know where to go once this bar ban is lifted. Stay tuned as twitter polls for the first round will be released tomorrow. Spread the word so everyone in philly has something to argue about for the time being

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6 years ago

At Fogo de Chao. I now know why everyone raves about this place, the vegetables at the salad bar are absolutely phenomenal!

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6 years ago

Me when Ben Simmons hit his first 3

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6 years ago

Hey Colin, have you had some time to think about this? I lost a lot of sleep last night because I was so excited to hear what you decided

Reefer Rick @thecolinkelly

6 years ago

Hey Colin, have you had some time to think about this? I lost a lot of sleep last night because I was so excited to hear what you decided

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6 years ago

I asked the bartender for a white claw. She asked what flavor I wanted. I asked for plain white claw. She said are you sure? I said yeah, I don’t like flavors. She said ok.

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6 years ago

Dj told me we’re doing a bar crawl in sea isle this weekend. He said we will be going to a bar and then when we’re done there we will go to another bar. I asked him why it’s call a bar “crawl” if we will be walking. He said he’s not sure, I said me neither.