Madison @outer_spacebar
stuck in hell sf/la/atl Joined October 2018-
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they took the midnight train going anywhere
thanks facebook for letting me know it’s @andynapkins birthday & thanks twitter for helping me celebrate it with balloons. happy bday 🎂
Who do you look like?
⠀ ⠀ 🤠 🌯 🌯 🌯 🌯 🌯 🌯 👇 🌯🌯 👇 🌯 🌯 🌯 🌯 👢 👢 Howdy! I’m the burrito emoji sheriff. Do you really need that many napkins?
And now here’s a video of my cat running into my room to say “I love you” and then not being able to handle the emotions of finally admittting it
It’s 3:30 am and I just bought a Nintendo switch...what am I doing with my life?
I have to be up for a flight in 2 hours and I can’t sleep. Is it even worth sleeping at this point?
daylight savings messed up my dog’s dinner schedule... she’s been sitting there for 20 minutes
This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10
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