booby @p00psex
higher classification: booby malignant tumor Joined February 2013-
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she wears short skirts / i wear hamsters / she's cheer captain and im eating hamsters
*a diabetic woman in alabama runs out of insulin. she uses a syringe to extract the contents of a pizza lean pocket, and injects in her arm*
@divya_kay pls remember number two pencils will never abandon you
so about that heat death of the universe sorry guys my bad
next on CNN, white people talk about asian countries, more at 9
Assisted suicide should really somehow involve cookie n cream
the woman behind me is eating freebirds, Starbucks, and buffalo wild wings at pinkberry
every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
"i love u so much pizza" ::pizza does not respond::
*reaches into bag of pop culture references and hurls morsel into pit to satiate horde of mindless lunatics* 8 people like your status.
you can totes see my teacher's nipple right now this has been a public service announcement
:~) @andrewhoodrat
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Black Chalk @BlackChalkEnt
282 Followers 1K Following #BlackChalk Experimental Hip Hop and Progressive Electronic Label Based in LA; contact: [email protected]
Sarah Gouveia @sarah_n_gouveia
43 Followers 56 Following Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.
Divya @divya_kay
46 Followers 73 Following I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice.
Carol White @MelanomaInfo
2K Followers 3K Following I'm a dermatology nurse working with skin cancer patients. I love getting to know new people and wanna raise awareness about skin cancer and melanoma
spooky voice @macaronipachoni
62 Followers 377 Following Former pasta detective, now hoping to become fulltime slave to the whims of the music industry.
Matty Rumer @Matt_Rumer
189 Followers 389 Following Production Designer | Art Director | Survivalists | Traveler | Lover | Entertainer
Froghammer @froghammer
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Steve @ScubaSteve1219
915 Followers 2K Following Three-time Emmy Award nominee || Former Marlboro Man || Ready for bed
Sarah Gouveia @sarah_n_gouveia
43 Followers 56 Following Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.
JoAnn Liang @joannliang77
40 Followers 48 Following
Divya @divya_kay
46 Followers 73 Following I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice.
spooky voice @macaronipachoni
62 Followers 377 Following Former pasta detective, now hoping to become fulltime slave to the whims of the music industry.
CERAMIC GODPRODUCT @Deadi3
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Brandon @BrandonTCX8
593 Followers 176 Following
FartPowder @fartpowder
3K Followers 2K Following Bless this Mess! // Alligator Celebrator // Gravy Blazer // Truculent Homunculus // Ornery Troglodyte![Add a heaping helping of butter on your coochie Y'ALLL [Parody account, not affiliated with Paula Deen]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1738752387/pdb2.jpg)
Paula Deen's Vagina @PaulaDeenVagina
6K Followers 6 Following Add a heaping helping of butter on your coochie Y'ALLL [Parody account, not affiliated with Paula Deen]
your away message @YourAwayMessage
161K Followers 0 Following likes: puppies, summer, my girls, cupcakes! dislikes: thunder, paper cuts, war.You might like
