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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

I have returned. There are many things in life that fade amidst the rapid flow of time. But sans. You cannot kill him. He transcends temporality, and the solemn echoes of his trombone permeate the very fabric of our beings since time immemorial and on into the sempiternal future.

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in helmet. I fucking hate them.

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here).When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals.

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. B ecause eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives.

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

What does an Andalusian skeleton say on Christmas? ¡Feliz naviDEAD!

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

Omae wa mou shindeiru

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

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sans’s trombone @sans_trombone

7 years ago

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble; Blood of lamb and stone of lime You feel like you’re going to have a bad time #ShakespeareWithSans