Param Patel @paramptl

Hi, welcome to my thoughts at different levels of consciousness. Joined January 2016

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Param Patel @paramptl

3 years ago

I’ve learned most of my Spanish from two catalysts: 1) My mom botched our illegal cable connection so I had PSB and Telemundo telenovelas 2) The Lola Lago detective series I watched in my HS Spanish class

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3 years ago

You see me breaking in, no you didn’t. #Midnights

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3 years ago

I thought buying oat milk and beer at 7AM was a power move but the cashier was looking at me just like this

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3 years ago

How many picture of my cat are on my phone? All of them

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3 years ago

No Mr.Apple watch, I am fighting demons in the bathroom.

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3 years ago

Nelnet been real quiet since that #loanforgiveness plan dropped.

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3 years ago

Someone crop dusted me really bad at the gym today How would you retaliate against an attack like this?

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3 years ago

Snapchat should have an option to make sure you wanna post on your story, it’s too dangerous. Besides that here’s my favorite song rn

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3 years ago

I thought someone would tell me, I was wrong. So this is me telling y’all

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3 years ago

Here’s a prime example of god watching out for me, almost unintentionally solicited myself to a niche group of wave pool owners

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3 years ago

I see lots of people post the pools at their apartments which is nice, but if any of you have wave pools please dm me personally. I just wanna talk.

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3 years ago

My cat randomly tryna cough up a hairball Me: CAT CHOKID HELP

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3 years ago

If you or anyone you know is a meter maid, this is a reminder, I hate you.

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3 years ago

I saw a lady on the street asking for change but she had air pod pros??

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Param Patel @paramptl

3 years ago

After coming to a legitimate dentist office I’ve learned dental insurance is a scam Also learned my previous dental place was illegitimate, and scamming the insurance company lmao