Ross 🇺🇸 @parkinsonross
I mostly just tweet about Carlisle United. Prepare for below average crack and eventual disappointment. Views my own. Joined August 2011-
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Professional football club trying to get folk to work 40 hours for free.
Professional football club trying to get folk to work 40 hours for free. https://t.co/KFw0FW2q3B
Carlisle fans replying to this doing Tomas a massive disservice imo. Some incredibly harsh takes.
Carlisle fans replying to this doing Tomas a massive disservice imo. Some incredibly harsh takes.
This seems mad from the outside.
This seems mad from the outside.
These are the sort of players I’d like to see us take a chance with.
These are the sort of players I’d like to see us take a chance with.
Nice to see him succeed after his time at Rangers
Nice to see him succeed after his time at Rangers
🗓️ 5th May 2001 - CUOSC was born! 🗓️ Were you at the launch meeting at The Sands Centre back on this day in 2001? A packed auditorium with an estimated 2000 attendees present for the birth of our organisation. 🔗 cuosc.org.uk/cuosc-history/ #cufc #cuosc
Shooting an unarmed 8 year old child in the back of the head is not a "possible" war crime. It is as war crime as it gets.
Shooting an unarmed 8 year old child in the back of the head is not a "possible" war crime. It is as war crime as it gets.
Thank you for the memories ❤️
5️⃣0️⃣ years ago today, United were promoted to the first division. 📺 Relive the civic reception from 1974 as we celebrated promotion to the top flight for the first time in our history. #cufc
Favourite thing about local election night is national pundits having to pay lip service to “local issues “ ie bins and potholes - when they’re actually dying to talk about party political fortunes. Everyone normal genuinely cares about potholes more.
My thoughts on the future. Sure the comments section will have the usual cover versions in too.
My thoughts on the future. Sure the comments section will have the usual cover versions in too.
✍️Here's the latest weekly @newsandstar column from supporters' trust @CUOSC ⤵️ #cufc READ: newsandstar.co.uk/sport/24285053… newsandstar.co.uk/sport/24285053…
Bloke is a wizard
A good man who’s done an awful lot of good for the club. All the best Dave
A good man who’s done an awful lot of good for the club. All the best Dave
ℹ️ Letter re: @EmiratesFACup @officialcufc approached our Reps prior to signing this letter. It goes without saying that our Board were fully behind it’s content, and confirmed to the Club we were happy for them to sign it. We’ve already shared our opposition to this idea…
This is the most accurate description of dealing with them I’ve seen.
This is the most accurate description of dealing with them I’ve seen.
Premier League now inflicting itself on a supine National League with another zombie U21 trophy in exchange for some money. Another attack on the pyramid, more devaluing of clubs. Hope fans treat it with due contempt. But they still won't care
Premier League now inflicting itself on a supine National League with another zombie U21 trophy in exchange for some money. Another attack on the pyramid, more devaluing of clubs. Hope fans treat it with due contempt. But they still won't care
Dan M - Carlisle @DanCUFC
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1K Followers 2K Following I like American things now. ⚽🎙️Carlisle United podcast: @bruntonbugle.
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It's that time of year again
Committed to wearing a jumper in the sun because the t-shirt underneath is an old one that's now too small
@parkinsonross Come on Ross, it’s a fantastic opportunity to work with high quality industry professionals with the chance to gain the skills & experience to forge a career in pro football…IT IS NOT ABOUT EXPLOITING THE DREAMS OF STUDENTS…I repeat…. 😬🤣
Having been a comedian for 14 years, travelling up and down the country to just about every hovel in the land, I can tell you categorically the answer is Barrow-in-Furness
What’s the most depressing town you’ve ever visited in the UK?
@parkinsonross Some of the stick he gets is unbelievable
@parkinsonross I'd love to see us take a chance on someone like this, but I also know our fans reaction if he doesn't score in his first 3 games. "We've got money why are we signing shit players from pub teams".
Wrexham and Birmingham having an arrogance-off in league one next season
Sure, we are relegated. But we will have: • the biggest transfer budget in the division • The best manager in the division • The best owners in the division • A solid basis of a championship squad • Largest stadium/fanbase in the division Up the league one blues! #bcfc
Nice to see him succeed after his time at Rangers
Cuteness levels = overload 🐶🥹 @CardiffCityFCW | #ButeEnergyWelshCup
🗓️ 5th May 2001 - CUOSC was born! 🗓️ Were you at the launch meeting at The Sands Centre back on this day in 2001? A packed auditorium with an estimated 2000 attendees present for the birth of our organisation. 🔗 cuosc.org.uk/cuosc-history/ #cufc #cuosc
What a lovely post of young gentleman watching their team play football, I hope no one replies with something completely random and weird
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Shooting an unarmed 8 year old child in the back of the head is not a "possible" war crime. It is as war crime as it gets.
Israel accused of possible war crime over killing of West Bank boy bbc.in/3UlTLHX
Thank you for the memories ❤️
Gutted with this way the season has gone and to get this injury, massive thanks for the support all season👊@officialcufc
5️⃣0️⃣ years ago today, United were promoted to the first division. 📺 Relive the civic reception from 1974 as we celebrated promotion to the top flight for the first time in our history. #cufc
Making ♥️ during the third trimester.
Favourite thing about local election night is national pundits having to pay lip service to “local issues “ ie bins and potholes - when they’re actually dying to talk about party political fortunes. Everyone normal genuinely cares about potholes more.
I’ve seen a lot of awful trends on this app but this has got to be the worst of them all by far
He has everything a footballer needs except that thing between Y and I
@parkinsonross Very nicely put, couldn’t agree more. 🫡
@parkinsonross I’m awaiting truthtellerdaves view before I comment
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