Patchwork @patchwork062825

The REAL Patchwork. Official X Account. Weren’t live @ Glastonbury 28/06/2025 (but should’ve been). Waiting for Glasto ‘27. Music through and beyond. Outside Worthy Farm Joined June 2025

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Nicola Knowles @NicolaKnow36941

2 months ago

@patchwork062825 I reckon he’s heading to Tramlines !! I’ll look out for him 👍X

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Nik D @nikidoog

2 months ago

@patchwork062825 I hope he’s not enticed by hallucinogenics whilst on the streets, like Catamine or Woofies!!

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Patchwork @patchwork062825

2 months ago

Whaaaaaa!! Ageism gone mad.

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Nik D @nikidoog

2 months ago

@patchwork062825 Grandma’s broth. Full of goodness

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Patchwork @patchwork062825

2 months ago

We’ve been informed that Superman’s dog Krypto recently replaced Nipper at HMV Oxford Street. Since then, Nipper’s whereabouts are unknown. This is quite the disappearance.

Patchwork @patchwork062825

2 months ago

We’ve been informed that Superman’s dog Krypto recently replaced Nipper at HMV Oxford Street. Since then, Nipper’s whereabouts are unknown. This is quite the disappearance. https://t.co/JwJ38bTh9k

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Nik D @nikidoog

2 months ago

@patchwork062825 It took a while. He was gutted. Reigning ‘best leeks’ champion for 3 years running come to an abrupt halt. Still won the ‘best cabbages’ category as consolation.

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Nik D @nikidoog

2 months ago

@patchwork062825 I don’t think his hearing will be what it used to be, so try attracting his attention with semaphore arm signals. Hope poor Nipper is found.

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Nik D @nikidoog

2 months ago

The cutthroat allotment allegiance is not to be messed with. My grandad’s pitch was once decimated by rival joyriders who had a pitch, passed the leisure centre then left at the lights.

Patchwork @patchwork062825

2 months ago

The cutthroat allotment allegiance is not to be messed with. My grandad’s pitch was once decimated by rival joyriders who had a pitch, passed the leisure centre then left at the lights.

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Patchwork @patchwork062825

2 months ago

Poster glimpsed in London after a meeting. Nipper the HMV dog is missing! Have you seen him?

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Update - re: Merchandise availability Sadly we have been unable to resolve the leek in my Dad's garage. We apologise for the continued disruption and hope to restore our service soon. Thanks to everyone for your patience. The matriarch merchandise range will be back shortly. As…

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dorothy @satirereport

3 months ago

@patchwork062825 ill be barricade trust

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dorothy @satirereport

3 months ago

@patchwork062825 advice is better than nothing, very wise words.. u should use this as lyrics to ur songs

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dorothy @satirereport

3 months ago

@patchwork062825 better have comments patchwork or else i am never going to one of ur gigs 🥀🥀

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Patchwork @patchwork062825

3 months ago

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Nik D @nikidoog

3 months ago

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Nik D @nikidoog

3 months ago

I’m getting close to revealing the real #patchwork identity. This unseen backstage photo from earlier in their careers has not been verified, it was found in the netto carrier bag I obtained at a garage sale. Some sillies seem to claim it’s a Keith Moon party, whoever he is??

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binniner @alyonabn

3 months ago

@patchwork062825 @BBC6Music @chris_hawkins bros chronically online 🫩🫩

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Lilian Stock Bonzi @liliansbonzi

3 months ago

@patchwork062825 @chris_hawkins @BBC6Music Thought I’d get a new song, my heart skipped a beat! 😳 But honestly, another public disservice was even better! Thanks for clearing up everything (and nothing)!

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Patchwork @patchwork062825

3 months ago

Thanking radio royalty Chris Hawkins @chris_hawkins for broadcasting this vital public disservice update yesterday on @BBC6Music regarding our Great Glastonbury ‘25 Debacle.

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Patchwork @patchwork062825

3 months ago

And we did give you a clue about this previously...

Patchwork @patchwork062825

3 months ago

And we did give you a clue about this previously... https://t.co/tEFh1tzMd2

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Patchwork @patchwork062825

3 months ago

Always wanted to do one of these cliché posts... Here goes (and we do mean it)... Big announcement incoming via Top Poppet, @BBC6Music's Chris Hawkins @chris_hawkins...