Pat @patissmashed

TN Resident, OH Native. Cat enthusiast. Cleveland Browns, rain or shine. Proud UAW Member. Sardonically coherent. Betrothed to @thenchelseasaid Tennessee, USA Joined July 2014

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Pat @patissmashed

5 days ago

@giannininini Thanks bud

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6 days ago

Elated to be working 3 miles from this rn

🚨#UPDATE: This video appears to be from ground zero of the hazardous materials leak in North Toledo, Ohio. You can see a chemical plume spewing from the tankers. The leak is STILL ONGOING, and authorities have NOT officially identified the chemical. Lucas County EMA has

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a week ago

Not looking like a good night if you’re on any team that used to have a racist name.

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2 weeks ago

@_noahsarq Biggest cheap shot artist in the game. I hope his dick falls off.

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2 weeks ago

@giannininini Dirtiest motherfucker

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10 months ago

Cam Little’s about to start gettin tested for PEDs as often as defensive linemen.

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a year ago

Man, fuck Chad Henne.

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a year ago

@lifeisterrible 3 sets of 15 reps of pec flies superset with dumbbell press will make you so fuckin strong, you’ll break that tit smasher’s gears next time. 5mg of creatine daily.

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a year ago

@lifeisterrible

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a year ago

@_noahsarq 😂😂

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a year ago

@lifeisterrible You got the runs?

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a year ago

@_noahsarq Browns football is back baby

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a year ago

@_noahsarq An even exchange on one top tier cheap shot artist for another lol

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a year ago

@KenCarman The Cocksmen

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2 years ago

I’ll take someone who unintentionally got too high before an interview over Deshaun any day of the week. But yeah, dumb ass pick.

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2 years ago

That’s bad.

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2 years ago

@_noahsarq 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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2 years ago

Ahhhaha

I'm From Cleveland @ImFromCle

2 years ago

With the NFL now counting stats and championships from the 1946–49 All-America Football Conference: 🏆 The Browns gain 4 more championships — now tied for 3rd-most in NFL history (8 total) (THREAD)

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2 years ago

@_noahsarq Where I lived just so happened to make Pilot truck stops the most convenient to stop at when I would come home for holidays. I made a Herculean, stoic, boomer-like effort to go out of my way to other stations after the Deshaun deal lol

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2 years ago

@fuzzlighty3ar That twat lives in Murfreesboro apparently and works out at a gym a dozen of my friends go to down south. Wild that a state so against gay folks and abortion can inspire a real life baby murderer to take a stance.