shaheenpatrickmalgas @patrickmalgas
2 u bitches dt say gentlemen dnt exist, we do,its jus that we r attracted to ladies nt hoes Pmb Joined January 2013-
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Texting wasn't always easy, In my day you had to work for it. You need an S? You had to click that 7 button FOUR times
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you everything I wanna be that's why I fucks with you So how you looking up to me when I look up to you?
I switch girls like girls switch purses
No such thing as the Walk of Shame. I call it the I Got Laid Parade
Once got really high i called the police saying that there was someone in my house. It was my shadow
I got no friends in this, I don't pretend with this, I don't joke with this, I pull a knife out my back and cut their throat with it
u know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "i just find it funny how" bc there's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny
fuck the memories and fuck you
You cant hurt someone that's already used to pain
Got alota ass, you gonna shake that thing or nah? Heard you smoke blunts, you down with paper planes or nah?
Got a lotta ass, you gonna shake that thing or nah? Heard you smoke blunts, you down with paper planes or nah?
Pussy so good, I had to save that shit for later Took her to the kitchen, fucked her right there on the table
When I drop ice: 3% Pick it up 97% Kick it under the fridge, nobody will know.
I miss you...just kidding, I'm glad you're out of my life and you can go fuck yourself
I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess
Did you know that one minute of kissing burns 26 calories? No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny
When I'm too drunk to stand I just sit and continue to drink
Some things are better left unsaid, but ill probably get drunk and say them anyways
Don't even ask me if I wanna drink. Just tell me when and where
My girlfriend scored a free kick against me in Fifa. I ended the game and the relationship. Ain't no way she learned that shit on her own
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