𝕏aul 𝕏orris @paulericmorris
Full stack developer & designer / ¼ stack weight lifter / Gluten enthusiast / Iceland stan 🇮🇸🇨🇦 / Armchair expert / Threads/Instagram: @filterboy bsky.app/profile/paulmo… Toronto, Canada Joined April 2009-
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I just clicked YES and sold my soul to a free service so I can see my DNA matches to ancient samples. There's a good match to ancient Georgia (Eurasia) 10,000 years ago 🤔 Makes me feel more of a connection – however irrational – to what's going on there right now.
Good news in the USA. Crime is dropping. But republicans don’t like it because it politically inconvenient 😆 youtu.be/tT5gNuYehvg?si…
For decades now, whenever I put ice in my drink, Vanilla Ice “Ice Ice Baby” starts playing in my head. 🙁 I hate him so much
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Pierre Poilievre might actually be worse than Ron Desantis 😵
Pierre Poilievre might actually be worse than Ron Desantis 😵
Are you sure this isn’t their morning calesthenics? Hup hup hup huuup hup
Are you sure this isn’t their morning calesthenics? Hup hup hup huuup hup
Frog has anger issues
Not only do these worms eat plastic, "it's actually good for them…" Here they are eating their way out of a plastic bag 👀 They also eat beehives
Leaving seems like a better option… Most Ontario residents need to work a second job to afford a home in 2024 blogto.com/real-estate-to…
I'm friggin sick. Sick for the first time in 4 years 🤢 Seems to be going away quickly though… but I still need your pity
Either I’m getting sick with a sore throat… or that 30lb weight on the forehead while doing neck flexion exercises was a bad idea 😂
What's a fictional restaurant you'd eat at?
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@paulericmorris @missbirrell I figure we’re all related if we go far enough back, but….you should have abused it. 😉
@paulericmorris @missbirrell Oh wow. See this is cool…I could do this all day. Sooo. Your DNA survived an ice age, AND is good at hunter gathering,you say…?
@paulericmorris @missbirrell Awesome. Thank you! I love stuff like this :))
@paulericmorris Omg- thank you for this I had no idea!! My sister did this awhile ago, the ancestry thing. I wonder if she knows this. So cool! 😀@missbirrell
@paulericmorris @Victoria59L Can't beat a good snowball fight in tye school yard no mercy
@paulericmorris @Victoria59L I did better that it then school work
@Victoria59L Never a more hated time during the school year. Urgh.
@Victoria59L I had to work my a$$ off every year to get the Gold badges and make my parents proud. It was difficult stealing them from the Gym office every year, but worth it to see their faces.
Nicely played 🤷♀️
About to get a “real” haircut for first time in about 12 years 😳😬😳
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