Patrick Bateman @pbateman
I live in the American Gardens Building, on West 81st Street. And although you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, I simply am not there. Manhattan, New York Joined May 2007-
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Does this mean rape is now legal? I do need to get a return on my investment after all. Need to look into this ASAP.
I've been informed that my taxes are now paying for birth control. I agree that the poor shouldn't procreate. Or look directly at me.
It looks as though New Jersey was hit with a nuclear weapon. This can only be a net positive for daily life in Manhattan.
Only poor people worry about the weather.
Apparently there's an election happening; I've been out of it for a while. Lots of Xanax. Remember, vote Reagan and Just Say No.
@whiteoutgotu Nobody goes there anymore.
Philippe Starck is an overrated hack. Plastic furniture is for retards and welfare cases.
Had dinner at Lure tonight with a sub-par prostitute. I raped her in the bathroom, then bashed her head in and left. Need a new tie.
At Canal Room. I want to cut Tom Friedmans face off and wear it like a mask while I rape Maureen Dowd. Maybe later.
I heard that the @nytimes will be having a party this afternoon at Canal Room. I'll see you there.
Still no acceptable intern candidates. Heels. I like high heels.
I need a new intern, as my most recent is currently a pile of ash and bone fragments in Tompkins Square Park. Interviews next week.
I just don't think we have anything in common.
Dinner tonight at River Cafe with some little hardbody I met at the Soho Grand two weeks ago. It's hot out, and I need a J&B and Xanax.
There are a lot of places to dispose of a body in East Hampton.
I don't understand why ugly/poor people feel that they have the right to speak to me. Not that I would ever be around one voluntarily.
Goals for next week: Barneys for a twill single-button blazer. Dinner at WD50. Set my intern on fire, videotape it, send it to her parents.
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